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And It Was As It Was: Phillies Pick Right Back Up with 6-2 Loss

Why do we do this to ourselves? All it takes is “not baseball” for us to become convinced that this team can turn it around.  The past few days I’ve heard more analysts say “I…Read More

Stop, In The Name of Cole: Hamels Halts Haplessness in 7-2 Win

What does a team missing its two best offensive players need?  A series with another team missing its two guys that know how to hit a baseball.  Enter the Colorado Rockies, who suck considerably worse…Read More

Game Day Six-Pack: “If all your arm ligaments are stable, the Rockies want your number.”

**Sound of snoring, then papers rustling as someone rolls over on them.** Huh?  Hmm… **Snoring intensifies** No, I… I don’t want that.  I don’t– **Papers rustling, then…Read More

Phillies Phoes of the Week: “They all went to Canada”

Toronto Blue Jays The Blue Jays find themselves in a similar predicament as the Phillies. They are caught somewhere between mediocrity and contention, and in a log jam in their division. I am man enough…Read More

Series 6-Pack Mid-Series Series Preview

This post was written last night during the game, because this blog is terrible.  Thanks to Ben Warwick, whose Rockies blog, Rox Pile, is much better. 1.  So, Ty Wigginton just singled and stole a base.…Read More

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Series 6-Pack: Tap the Rockies

Just like a business trip during a mid-life crisis, our two days in St. Louis took a series of dark turns…Read More

Phillies Just Making Sure You’re Still Breathing

The Phillies are celebrating their recent losing streak with free asthma tests! The standard for what…Read More

John Maine Breaks Hearts All Over Philadelphia

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Cory Sullivan Triples His Way into Farm System

The Phillies and Astros continue their tradition of casually intertwining names on their respective rosters.…Read More

Phillies Complete Sweep; This Time By Winning

So you probably heard me lathering the airwaves with interesting, intelligent Phillies commentary last…Read More

Phillies Avoid Slump, Implosion, Lidge to Win Game

“I don’t intend to have any surgery.” And with that, all team trainers, surgeons, and…Read More

Phillies Somehow Win Without Blatant Cheating Attempts

In a week where half the baseball headlines have to do with angry old men taunting each other, it was…Read More