That Balls Outta Here » robot http://thatballsouttahere.com A Philadelphia Phillies Fan Site - News, Blogs, Opinion and More Fri, 24 May 2013 17:00:53 +0000 en-US hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.4.1 Bomb Squad Called to Citizens Bank Park in Response to Suspicious Lawn Mower http://thatballsouttahere.com/2012/07/24/bomb-squad-called-to-citizens-bank-park-in-response-to-suspicious-lawn-mower/ http://thatballsouttahere.com/2012/07/24/bomb-squad-called-to-citizens-bank-park-in-response-to-suspicious-lawn-mower/#comments Tue, 24 Jul 2012 18:59:21 +0000 Justin Klugh http://thatballsouttahere.com/?p=10366 Tuesday.

Mid-morning.

The grass outside Citizens Bank Park.

Hours before, the Phillies had miraculously walked off another late-inning comeback victory, their second in as many attempts.  The city was bursting with positive energy, for some reason.  The players were enthused.  The fans were at least smiling.  And Ty Wigginton had another brief, heroic moment to add to his Staind-infused career highlight reel.

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]]> http://thatballsouttahere.com/2012/07/24/bomb-squad-called-to-citizens-bank-park-in-response-to-suspicious-lawn-mower/feed/ 0 Here Are Some Thoughts on Futuristic Ballgirls http://thatballsouttahere.com/2010/12/04/here-are-some-thoughts-on-futuristic-ballgirls/ http://thatballsouttahere.com/2010/12/04/here-are-some-thoughts-on-futuristic-ballgirls/#comments Sat, 04 Dec 2010 22:14:31 +0000 Justin Klugh http://thatballsouttahere.com/?p=3255 As I was being led through AT&T Park recently, I realized baseball, even structurally, is constantly changing; or at least, changing whenever Bud Selig dozes off for a second or 10,000.  Ballgirls of the future may not serve the function they have now.  In honor of the final 2011 spot being taken, I offer you these probably necessary alterations for a changed world. (more…)

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