Ben Revere vs. Left-Handed Pitching
Everything starts in the beginning, and by everything, I’m including baseball games. When filling out a lineup, a manager attempts to tell a story, a hopeful one at that. The archetypal lead off man,…Read More
Phillies Mural Premiere Delayed; to be Temporarily Replaced with Quad-A Utility Mural
Back-up mural to achieve cult status, then be despised after unsustainable run of success You can stop trying to convince yourself that mid-October still counts as summer and that the Phillies mural will…Read More
Other Broadcasters to Never be Immortalized with Statues
On August 14, the Phillies will unveil the Harry Kalas statue that, if given a microphone, would instantly become our best broadcaster. Here’s a look at why our other announcers and analysts may…Read More
Conversational Tips for the Harry Kalas-Richie Ashburn Benefit Dinner
So, in case of which Phillies guy you run into at dinner, I’ve compiled what you should and shouldn’t be doing. Gary Matthews Okay, what you need to remember is that you’re dealing with…Read More
Harry Kalas and Whatever It Takes, Dude
I commemorated Harry’s death last night by digging through a plastic bin of Xbox games and DVDs I don’t watch anymore (Who bought Spider-Man 3 and put it in a collection of all of my belongings?!)…Read More
“Phanatic Around Town” Review #1: Citizens Bank
Let’s face some realities. The Phillie Phanatic, while the single most fucking hilarious mascot…Read More




