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Rich Dubee Is Angry At Everybody All The Time It Seems

Lately, Rich Dubee seems about as warm and cuddly as a 200-pound lump of dried-out Play-Doh. In spring training, Dubee admitted lying to the public last year about Roy Halladay’s health, and then…Read More

Rich Dubee Is Totally Okay With You Knowing He Lied To You About Roy Halladay

When Roy Halladay was struggling through a less-than-stellar spring training last year, everyone was worried. His velocity was down, he wasn’t locating his pitches, and he was getting hammered on…Read More

Rich Dubee Announces Beginning of Bullpen Competition for his Amusement

The Phillies bullpen finally has enough aging, questionably healthy arms for Ruben Amaro’s liking.  Now it’s time to fill the rest of those slots with cheap, cheap hurlers. It’s a contest…Read More

Tyler Cloyd to Take On Ancient Baseball Tradition of Pitching Against Astros on Three-Days Rest

Tyler Cloyd’s days of being that guy no one knew about until he went 15-1 and then instantly had to replace every bad pitcher on the roster and then was the International League Most Valuable Pitcher…Read More

Rich Dubee and Kyle Kendrick Admit to Dark Past Together

If Kyle Kendrick has ever seen the internet, than he is probably a little sensitive to being picked on.  Sure, everything’s game online, because we can say whatever we want from behind this cyber-curtain…Read More

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Phillies Bring Rich Dubee Back for 2012 Out of Necessity, Fear

I can’t imagine trying to fire Rich Dubee.  I can’t even imagine having a conversation with…Read More

Rich Dubee Furiously Silent About Antonio Bastardo Tipping Pitches

“I’m not telling you where it was — it might have been his shoelaces.” –Rich Dubee Rich…Read More

Phillies Beg Kyle Kendrick to Stay in Rotation

At this point, you’ve got to be wondering what it would take to kick Kyle Kendrick out of this…Read More

Phillies Management Unconcerned that Cole Hamels’ Arm “Dead”

In the second reference to link a Phillies starting pitcher with death this week, nobody seems to be…Read More

Rich Dubee Says Go Ahead; Start Doc in All-Star Game and See What Happens

You don’t get to be the Phillies of the Week just by sitting there and being Michael Martinez.…Read More

Brad Lidge Still Not Here, in Case You Noticed

Phillies pitcher Brad Lidge developed discomfort in his throwing elbow after a bullpen session on Monday…Read More

Rich Dubee Not Mad at Joe Blanton, Just Disappointed

“I don’t discredit a guy for wanting to pitch, but you’d like a little more honesty.” –Rich…Read More

Rich Dubee Blames David Herndon for all that David Herndon

“…and we’re going to see some action in the Phillies bullpen,” Tom McCarthy will…Read More

Chase Utley Being Sent Away to Live With Another Family

“It might be time to let him go somewhere, like Clearwater or something.” –Charlie…Read More

Rich Dubee Isn’t Done with You Yet

The original headline for this post was “Phillies Ruin Speculation on Bullpen by Finalizing It,”…Read More

The Key to Improving Danys Baez is “Hope”

Say hello to Danys Baez.  Or say one of the other things you normally say to him, like “Get this…Read More

Rich Dubee Looks Forward to Future of Humiliating Own Son

“If he ever gets there and pitches against us, I hope we light him up.” –Rich Dubee Life…Read More

Domonic Brown Goes to Play Winter Ball; Doesn’t

Tadahito Iguchi was one of the many Phillies players to have an long U sound in his last name.  Therefore,…Read More

The Only Way Charlie Manuel Lives

“It’s always good to be first.  It’s the only way to live.” The Phillies backup-everything…Read More

Phillies Loss Overshadowed by Most Disgusting Assault Ever

As J.A. Happ was walking six Nationals with a less-fast fastball that had everybody freaking out, and…Read More