Rich Dubee Is Angry At Everybody All The Time It Seems
Lately, Rich Dubee seems about as warm and cuddly as a 200-pound lump of dried-out Play-Doh. In spring training, Dubee admitted lying to the public last year about Roy Halladay’s health, and then…Read More
Rich Dubee Is Totally Okay With You Knowing He Lied To You About Roy Halladay
When Roy Halladay was struggling through a less-than-stellar spring training last year, everyone was worried. His velocity was down, he wasn’t locating his pitches, and he was getting hammered on…Read More
Rich Dubee Announces Beginning of Bullpen Competition for his Amusement
The Phillies bullpen finally has enough aging, questionably healthy arms for Ruben Amaro’s liking. Now it’s time to fill the rest of those slots with cheap, cheap hurlers. It’s a contest…Read More
Tyler Cloyd to Take On Ancient Baseball Tradition of Pitching Against Astros on Three-Days Rest
Tyler Cloyd’s days of being that guy no one knew about until he went 15-1 and then instantly had to replace every bad pitcher on the roster and then was the International League Most Valuable Pitcher…Read More
Rich Dubee and Kyle Kendrick Admit to Dark Past Together
If Kyle Kendrick has ever seen the internet, than he is probably a little sensitive to being picked on. Sure, everything’s game online, because we can say whatever we want from behind this cyber-curtain…Read More
Phillies Bring Rich Dubee Back for 2012 Out of Necessity, Fear
I can’t imagine trying to fire Rich Dubee. I can’t even imagine having a conversation with…Read More
Rich Dubee Furiously Silent About Antonio Bastardo Tipping Pitches
“I’m not telling you where it was — it might have been his shoelaces.” –Rich Dubee Rich…Read More
Phillies Beg Kyle Kendrick to Stay in Rotation
At this point, you’ve got to be wondering what it would take to kick Kyle Kendrick out of this…Read More
Phillies Management Unconcerned that Cole Hamels’ Arm “Dead”
In the second reference to link a Phillies starting pitcher with death this week, nobody seems to be…Read More
Rich Dubee Says Go Ahead; Start Doc in All-Star Game and See What Happens
You don’t get to be the Phillies of the Week just by sitting there and being Michael Martinez.…Read More
Brad Lidge Still Not Here, in Case You Noticed
Phillies pitcher Brad Lidge developed discomfort in his throwing elbow after a bullpen session on Monday…Read More
Rich Dubee Not Mad at Joe Blanton, Just Disappointed
“I don’t discredit a guy for wanting to pitch, but you’d like a little more honesty.” –Rich…Read More
Rich Dubee Blames David Herndon for all that David Herndon
“…and we’re going to see some action in the Phillies bullpen,” Tom McCarthy will…Read More
Chase Utley Being Sent Away to Live With Another Family
“It might be time to let him go somewhere, like Clearwater or something.” –Charlie…Read More
Rich Dubee Isn’t Done with You Yet
The original headline for this post was “Phillies Ruin Speculation on Bullpen by Finalizing It,”…Read More
The Key to Improving Danys Baez is “Hope”
Say hello to Danys Baez. Or say one of the other things you normally say to him, like “Get this…Read More
Rich Dubee Looks Forward to Future of Humiliating Own Son
“If he ever gets there and pitches against us, I hope we light him up.” –Rich Dubee Life…Read More
Domonic Brown Goes to Play Winter Ball; Doesn’t
Tadahito Iguchi was one of the many Phillies players to have an long U sound in his last name. Therefore,…Read More
The Only Way Charlie Manuel Lives
“It’s always good to be first. It’s the only way to live.” The Phillies backup-everything…Read More
Phillies Loss Overshadowed by Most Disgusting Assault Ever
As J.A. Happ was walking six Nationals with a less-fast fastball that had everybody freaking out, and…Read More









