Last Days of the Ass Hammer
My seats used to be in left field, where every Sunday home game we would celebrate America’s past time by hurling unfair and unprovoked insults at whomever was unfortunate enough to be slotted in…Read More
The Resume of Jamie Moyer
Apparently, it’s a recession, and that is why those of us who are unemployed are having a hard time finding work, not because of being drunk or lazy or having Phillies blogs. But Jamie Moyer may…Read More
Career-Ending Injury May or May Not End Jamie Moyer’s Career
“Retiring” is what Jamie Moyer does at the end of another long day of chucking baseballs, telling people to shove it, and casually mentioning that A-Rod had no right in Cooperstown. “Retiring,”…Read More
Jamie Moyer Linked to Retirement for First Time in 47 Years
If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it. This is the mantra of subpar repair men the world over. A simple utterance of this cliche is enough to make any out of the loop contingent calling for change…Read More

