That Balls Outta Here » rehab http://thatballsouttahere.com A Philadelphia Phillies Fan Site - News, Blogs, Opinion and More Wed, 22 May 2013 23:06:14 +0000 en-US hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.4.1 Joe Blanton to Do a Thing For a Second or Two http://thatballsouttahere.com/2011/09/01/joe-blanton-to-do-a-thing-for-a-second-or-two/ http://thatballsouttahere.com/2011/09/01/joe-blanton-to-do-a-thing-for-a-second-or-two/#comments Thu, 01 Sep 2011 14:41:17 +0000 Justin Klugh http://thatballsouttahere.com/?p=6733

“That would be great to come out in the last month and throw really good out of the ‘pen and contribute in the postseason.  But at the same, realistically, I haven’t thrown all year.”

–Joe Blanton

That’s Joe Blanton, in a thunderstorm of confidence, imagining one of the greatest seasonal comebacks in the history of baseball… only to allow himself a swift, miserable descent into cold reality. (more…)

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But this isn’t one of those blog posts that openly insults you and then ends!  I have facts to share!  INTERESTING FACTS.

I AM A COMPELLING STORYTELLER

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And STOP BEING SO NONCHALANTLY PREOCCUPIED.

Chase and Jen Utley held their PSPCA casino night at the Electric Factory and judging by the video footage, it was a complete disaster. (more…)

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