Hunter Pence to the Braves for their top four pitching prospects!

Hunter Pence to the Sudan for three barrels of crude oil!

I tell ya, this trade talk can get pretty overwhelming at times, right?  Sure, we can sit there like we always do, pretending to understand when we’re really just picturing Michael Stutes’ hair billowing in the wind, but you want my advice?  Just sit back like a coward and don’t choose a side.

It’s the same mentality that’s kept America out of wars!  And that’s what the weeks leading up to the trade deadline are:  a war.  And nobody wins.  Well, they do.  But you won’t know who does.  Because you’re not paying attention. (more…)