Series 6-Pack: Red in the Face
We may be facing the Reds at the best possible time; fresh off consecutive sweeps by the Pirates and Indians, they will be emotionally compromised and, let’s face it, unable to stop themselves from…Read More
A 2010 Phillies Review While My Family Plays ‘Settlers of Catan’
Years ago, I documented an epic trilogy of events that occurred while I tried to write a college paper with my bedroom door open as my roommates got stoned in the living room and played D&D. The…Read More
Phils Go For Sweep in 10th Drunkest American City
It is lost between the highly populated and interesting bookends on either coast. It is a dwarfed metropolitan area trapped within the borders of Ohio, with its tourism industry strictly dependent on…Read More
Bronson Arroyo Brings Experience, Love of ‘Staind’ to Game 2 Start
“The only way for Oswalt to top Halladay is to throw a perfect game.” –Kansas City Star OOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOoooooooooh! Read | Share
Colin Cowherd Weighs in on Cabrera Comment; is Dumb
Well folks, obviously you were waiting to hear Colin Cowherd’s undoubtedly brainless take on this…Read More
Roy Halladay Loses Perfect Game Bid in the Fifth
Tonight’s lead-in was going to be about a pumpkin that looked like the Phillie Phanatic. Obviously,…Read More
Brian from Chris Sabos’ Goggles Does Not Care About Your Feelings
As the NLDS leans ever closer to us, the guest blogging mayhem continues, today with Brian from Chris…Read More
Finally, Your Stupid 2010 TBOH NLDS Preview
The playoffs require those of us who may be distracted by video games or birds that make weird noises…Read More
An NLDS Eve Gift: Dave from OMGReds
Many of you obviously know that TBOH is one of the top 32 Phillies blogs on the internet. Other teams,…Read More
Series Sweep Not Ruined by Nervous Old People
Lidge popped up Miguel Cairo, Jayson made the snare, and the Phillies swept the Reds in four games to…Read More
Jimmy Rollins Just Totally Sick of Really Boring Game
Note: 23-year-old Reds starter Travis Wood, who took a no hitter into the 9th against the Phillies tonight,…Read More
Phillies’ 9th Inning Goes Horrifyingly Right
“Seeing all this footage of Cliff Lee in a Phillies uniform is like bumping into a girl who left…Read More
Brian Schneider Walkoff Ends Night of Insanity; Fan Abuse
“Get out of the fucking way!” Jayson Werth screamed at the father and young son. 1. No,…Read More
Roy Halladay Too Good to Win Baseball Game
If you were wondering how J.A. Happ is doing in rehab, he’s doing justy grand we are all very proud…Read More
Brad Lidge Gives Up 3-Run HR, Gets Win
The undoing of Brad Lidge happens in a cycle, and tonight, we witnessed the precious ecosystem that is…Read More
Scott Rolen Hits HR; is Disappointment to Parents
Sure, you’ve read about my thoughts on the Phillies, but have you ever heard them out loud? If…Read More











