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Reading Phillies’ Unholy Secret Plan Revealed to be Weird Ostrich Thing
Fans relieved blind outrage sort of actually warranted People were shocked to learn about the Reading Phillies’ franchise re-branding initially, but things have calmed down since the team asked…Read More
Reading Phillies Fans’ Terror to Reach Critical Mass During Fun Family Unveiling
Widespread mass panic is totally under control, reports mayor from helicopter Reading is more than just a highway exit sign you pass on your way to somewhere more important. It’s home to one of…Read More
Reading Phillies Still Pulling Away Despite Claiming they Love Phillies
It’s hard to believe someone when they keep backing away slowly, but the Reading Phillies are doing just that. First they love us and they want to be with us, then they want to be with us but they…Read More
Reading Phillies Need Some Time to be Themselves, Says Tearful Message Left on Phillies’ Voicemail
Double-A team wooed by charming businessmen from San Diego If the Reading Phillies tell you anything, which they probably will being open, friendly people, it’s usually “GET OUT OF THE WAY…Read More
Reading Phillies Mascot Serves as Inspiration for Corn Maze
The R-Phils have had a manic offseason. Four MiLB Award nominations? An Eastern League Executive of the Year Award?! Not to mention that their offseason only started after an unceremonious exit…Read More
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Reading Phillies Looking for Interns to Include in Batsh*t Insanity
In midsummer, when our lives were consumed by cotting for choice and wondering just what sort of demented…Read More
Afterberth: Derailed
It took more than a bullshit three-run triple that was probably the result of some kind of Yankees black…Read More
Afterberth: Thunder Don’t Follow Yankees’ Example, Avoid Collapse
Last night, the Baltimore Orioles lived out every perfectly sane baseball fan’s dream and humiliated…Read More
Afterberth: R-Phils Enter, Dominate Playoffs
One rule about baseball is that some teams make the playoffs, and others don’t. It’s looking…Read More
Eastern League All-Star Game Made Awesome by Reading Phillies, Trampolines
Forget about the International League All-Star Game; the one that saw IronPigs Tyler Cloyd give up most…Read More
Reading Phillies Hosting AA All-Star Game During Season That is not Gutwrenching
After games like tonight, it is almost therapeutic to turn our attention elsewhere. No, not alcohol!…Read More
Reading Phillies More Undefeated Than Ever
Going unnoticed in most of this season is that the Reading Phillies are currently barreling through the…Read More
Mysterious Faceless Man Invites Players to Reading Phillies Stadium for “Business Mixer”
The Reading Phillies have taken an intriguing approach to the 2011-12 offseason, in that they have kept…Read More
Reading Phillies Invite Fans to Partake in Weird Mystery Thing
The Phillies Double-A affiliate has invoked its share of quirky marketing techniques, but never before…Read More
IronPigs Hogtie Couple More of These Here Minor Leaguers
“The minor leagues?!” says you. ”What are those?! I don’t care!!” What…Read More
Reading Phillies Have Been Abandoned by Their Single Parent
For those of you playing (and weeping) at home, the “Phillies’ organization coach-abandonment”…Read More
Reading Phils Nominated for Best of Double-A Popularity Awards
There is a franchise in the Eastern League that is a constant source of community progress. ”Existing”…Read More
Unlike MLB Phillies, Reading and Lehigh Valley Advance to Playoffs
The Phillies still have to play, like, 25 games in a half an hour or something before they get to the…Read More
Shane Victorino Finished Beating up Farmhands, Wants Job Back
According to accounts, Shane Victorino’s Double-A field trip involved unsafe experiments, reckless…Read More
Reading Phillies Become Good Thanks to Inspiration from Mean Blog
I don’t know if you’ve heard, but those Reading Phils are a hell of a ball club. A hell…Read More
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