Carlos Ruiz Sneaking Up Farm System to Get Closer to Phillies
Carlos Ruiz will continue his minor league campaign to slip back onto the Phillies’ roster. His first attempt was last night in Clearwater with the Threshers, alongside famed outfielder Delmon Young.…Read More
Reading Fightins Bring in Live Ostriches to Combat Weeks of Non-Craziness
Remember when the Reading Phillies evolved from the Phillies to the Reading Fightins? Taking one of their mascots and moving him to the forefront of the franchise meant, they put a lot of their eggs in…Read More
Phillies to Pit Two Minor League Affiliates Against Each Other, Laugh
The Phillies’ minor league affiliates have had offseasons of their own. Bending to the will of the mother ship, they are forced to shuffle and realign to suit the Phillies’ needs, seeing beloved…Read More
Reading Fightins Already Not Giving Up on Phillies, Promise Cool Party
If you’re one of the ones who has seen the Phillies’ offseason and thought, “This calls for a par-tay!” then you are not alone I would have thought. To be fair, the Reading Fightins…Read More
Phillies Minor League Affiliates to Increase Capacity for Seating, Cartoon Anthropomorphic Things Racing
The Reading Phillies have had a big year. First, they were the incubation chamber where Darin Ruf was born, and judging by my desktop background, we are still soaking in his sweet, sweet afterbirth. And…Read More
Reading Fightins’ Sports Turf Manager Arouses all Sorts of Suspicion for Winning Sports Turf Managing Award
The Reading Fightin Phils are in the middle of answering piles of hate mail and explaining what in god’s…Read More
Reading Phillies’ Unholy Secret Plan Revealed to be Weird Ostrich Thing
Fans relieved blind outrage sort of actually warranted People were shocked to learn about the Reading…Read More








