Comeback Squelched as Rays Pound the Life Out of Phillies Bullpen, 15-7
I was thinking the other day how John Lannan’s name is a combination of “bland,” “vanilla” and “flannel.” It sounds like some noise a goat would make with a…Read More
Kevin Frandsen Causes Isolated Burst of Excitement in Glacial 3-2 Phillies Loss
This week, we were exposed to a Roy Halladay/Stephen Strasburg match-up for the ages, pitting ace against ace. The result was a tense, preseason beanball throwdown. Today, the Phillies faced another…Read More
Crap Sandwich: Phillies Beaten Twice in One Horrible Day of Baseball
Remember last year everyone? It seemed like the Phillies didn’t lose a series until they played the Mariners during an inter league series. Ah…..last year. A year in which the Phillies…Read More
Thome Becomes All Time Leader in Walk Off Home Runs: Phillies Win 7-6
A game like this one makes you wonder about Kyle Kendrick. There are times when he actually looks like a bona fide major league pitcher and there are many more times where he looks scared to throw the…Read More
Phillies Phoes of the Week: “A Couple of Cheaters”
Tampa Bay Rays The Rays and Phillies have both been subject to cheating scandals in the past week. Just after the news broke of Freddy Galvis’s PED use (or accidental protein shake overdose) Rays…Read More
Manny Ramirez Totally Hits Roy Oswalt with Line Drive on Purpose
In an event that is usually considered an accident, but many agree was premeditated and intentional,…Read More
Crushing News For All Those Curious About Brian Fuentes
In what is undoubtedly a subtle Rays-venge scheme against me for staying up late last night watching…Read More







