Raul Ibanez Promises Phillies Are About To Get Cat-Like
What’s the old saying? You can lead a horse to water, but you can’t make him hit with runners in scoring position? Well, first of all, we’re in second place behind a time who’s…Read More
“Phanatic Around Town” Review #1: Citizens Bank
Let’s face some realities. The Phillie Phanatic, while the single most fucking hilarious mascot to exist in the history of humanity, is a giant muppet from the Galapagos Islands with a lamp shade…Read More
Fans Blame Kendrick, Umpires for Awesome Phillies Victory
Today, we open with some words from Philadelphia District Attorney Seth Williams. “And right now, there’s no certainty of punishment. People just know that they’ll get away with things,…Read More
BLOOD IN THE WATER: TBOH’s Ass-Kicking, Gunslinging, Shark Infested 2010 Phillies Preview
PART TWO We got one new face and a lot of theories and woes about who will be around in the next few years. Yeah, this is the core, but it’s a closing window. Nobody’s stays a champ…Read More
Raul Ibanez Successfully Avoids Puddle, Offense
Luke Scott had an interesting at bat in the top of the second yesterday. First, he almost put a foul ball into Charlie Manuel’s brain. Then he was about a decade ahead of Jamie Moyer’s…Read More
Extreme Offseason Questions, Chapter the Two
And, because I was 40 minutes late to work on Monday, here is the conclusion to my relentless line of…Read More
Monday Afternoon ?!’s
Phillies DH?! Hal Bodley, the target of this Class A critique, has some thoughts on this. Then he…Read More
Good Night, L.A.
Phillies 8, Dodgers 6 No matter what I say, no matter what I write, a playoff game is not meant to make…Read More
Step Right Up and Kick the Mets While They’re Down
Well, hello there, Mr. “I will double every god damn time I come to the plate even if it KILLS…Read More
Road Trip to the Playoffs, aka “I TOLD YOU, WE’RE NOT LOST!”
September is a month without patience. All of the horrible things that are wrong with you that may…Read More
Brad Lidge’s Feelings Are Really, Really Important To Me
First of all, thank god. Secondly, when it rains, it pours. Thankfully, the weather was fine and everybody…Read More
Favoritism, and Bad Luck
Less than 24 hours after Philadelphia Phillies centerfielder Shane Victorino won the All-Star Final Vote…Read More
Bastardo Joins Ibanez and Co. On the DL
It appeared on Sunday that rookie pitcher Antonio Bastardo might only miss his start on Wednesday. Well,…Read More
Phillies Turning Into the New Michael Jackson
With the tragic death of the King of Pop Michael Jackson now comes some comparisons to the man in the…Read More
Phils Bats Come Out of Hiding With 10-1 Win
For the first time in six games, the Philadelphia Phillies could celebrate the feeling of victory after…Read More
Ibanez to DL, Mayberry to Take Place
Philadelphia Phillies outfielder Raul Ibanez has been placed on the Diasabled List today because of a…Read More
Phils Drop Tough Extra Inning Outing
It was a pitchers duel all the way. That is, until the top of the 13th inning. Both of the starters,…Read More
Phils Come Back To Even Series
Starting pitcher Cole Hamels was out after 5 innings. The Mets pitcher drove in a run for the second…Read More
Ibanez Can Prove He’s Clean (In Many Different Ways Too!)
Let’s start off with a big round of applause for the blogger that came up with this incredulous…Read More
Phillies Blow Series Opener
The Philadelphia Phillies were up against the pitcher of all pitchers. They were up against the man who…Read More







