Raul Ibanez Was In Philadelphia Last Night; Still A Really Nice Guy
As expectations for a mega deal to acquire a power-hitting corner outfield dwindle faster with every passing second, news erupted on Twitter last night that former Phillie leftfielder Raul Ibanez was in…Read More
Former Phillies Getting Paid Like they are Being Signed by Phillies
While the Phillies don’t make moves, their former employees are moving all over the place, being paid as if they are some overhyped, elderly utility player and the team paying them is the Phillies. Shane…Read More
Nick Swisher and Raul Ibanez Linked to Phillies During Hilarious Twitter Calamity
With the outfield market getting slimmer and slimmer by the day, the Phillies have few options left to fill holes in center and right field. Two players who played with the Yankees last season may be…Read More
Yankees Interested in Raul Ibanez for Presumably Baseball Reasons
Oh, those crazy Yankees! They sure are in need of things. For instance, starting pitching, hitting, and a fanbase that isn’t a messily assembled mob of third generation tools. But right now,…Read More
Raul Ibanez Being Super Nice About Whole “Not Getting Re-Signed” Thing
Raul Ibanez is so nice. He sees Sarge coming for a post game interview and never throws a bat at him. He was voted onto a list of nice people by his peers. He just took his kid and 40 other people…Read More
Raul Ibanez Successfully Enters Baseball Hall of Fame
“We will have memories that will last forever with my son out of this. He’ll be 50 one day…Read More
Win Total Reaches Triple Digits as Phils Top Braves
I have never seen the Phillies win 100 games. I have seen them trot out Eric Milton as an ace. I…Read More
Vintage Oswalt Pitches Phillies to Fifth Straight Division Title
I get really excited every time that Roy Oswalt looks like Roy Oswalt. Fastball velocity, check. Change-up…Read More
Raul Ibanez Reaches Career Milestone Worth Six Lines of Text
250 home runs is more home runs than the average person will hit in their life time, making Raul Ibanez…Read More
Every Game Should End With a Dan Uggla Strikeout
There are times when irrational, all encompassing hatred can blind someone to the actual ability of…Read More
Raul Ibanez Uses Time Off to Increase Groin-Power
The human groin is the strongest muscle in nature. At least, it has the potential to be. Like any…Read More
Signing Thome Could Cause Citizens Bank Park to Collapse Under Weight of Love
In the fantasy world where the Phillies pick up Jim Thome, here’s your Daily News cover: Cliff…Read More
Halladay Conquers Heat, Bests Padres in Process
There was a whole bunch of attention paid to the fact that Roy Halladay looked like he was going to…Read More
Juan Perez (?) Earns Win With Some Help From Raul Ibanez
There was a fair amount of hoopla surrounding the pitching staffs prior to the series opener between…Read More
Phils Hook Marlins (fish puns are AWESOME!)
I have a few observations from today’s Phillies/Marlins baseball contest. First, Greg Dobbs…Read More
Worley and Ibanez Star in Phillies 2-1 Win
This was the game in this series that was going to feature offense. There was a rookie who was having…Read More
Phils Only Need Nine Innings to Finish Reds 10-4
Homer is a terrible nickname for a pitcher. His God given name is David Dewitt Bailey. I suppose…Read More
Halladay, Homers Lead Phils to 3-2 Win
C.J. Wilson says of bunch of stuff on twitter. Before facing Roy Halladay he acknowledged the fact…Read More
Wow, John Lannan is Not Very Good Against the Phillies
The only thing that John Lannan seems to do effectively is hit players on the Phillies in the arm/hand.…Read More
Worley, Ibanez Star in Phils Victory
Baseball is weird. For a month, Raul Ibanez has been stinking up the joint, looking like he would never…Read More















