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Series 6-Pack: When the Eyes of the Rangers Are Upon You
The site won’t let me upload any graphics at the moment, so if you find this terrible confusing, shout at your computer, as I have for the past 45 minutes. Nothing makes you feel dominant like…Read More
Your Daily Horrible News About Chase Utley
Morning routines are fun! -Wake up -Shake last remnants of night terrors out of head -Turn on Sportscenter -See Josh Elliot’s face, scream brief tirade of horrific profanity at television -Record…Read More
How Michael Young Would Help and/or Ruin Everything
A talented player wants to be traded! Michael Young, an offensively threatening right-handed hitter, feels unwanted by the Rangers. Naturally, let’s pretend the Phillies are involved, because…Read More
Cliff Lee Forced to Probably Sign with Team that is Not Phillies
With Jayson Werth’s faith being slowly sealed like an overcapacity ziplock bag, and the final Phillies ball girl being plucked by destiny out of the historic thoroughfares of Levittown, PA (EDITOR’S…Read More
Why Didn’t Somebody Tell Me We’re Not Serious Cliff Lee Contenders
Though we got to throw shit-fits when the Phillies were one of seven teams to toss stones at Cliff’s bedroom window in the middle of the night, he is seemingly taking forever to open the front…Read More
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Some World Series Tips for Giants Fans
Now is not the time for civility, though that was probably more than clear if you read any of the “sports…Read More
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