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PHREAK SHOW: Where do the Phillies really rank?

Citizens Bank is more than just a bank.  It’s a blog, where you can go to have opinions, advice, and analysis chucked into your gut like a bag full of coins.  Coins, as we all know, are the “blunt…Read More

Michael Stutes is New Guy Who is Inspiration to Watch

When you’re surrounded by old people, it makes sense to panic.  What if they die?  What if they all die at once?  These are both rational, logical queries that may enter your head, and are completely…Read More

Who Knows What Brad Lidge’s “Bicep Soreness” Actually Is

So we discovered several days back that Ruben is celebrating his new deal with a healthy dosage of secrets and lies.  The status of Chase Utley’s knee was of great importance to throngs of fans…Read More

Phillies Tired of Stringing Cut Players Along

“Sarcastic laughter” is hard to disseminate via internet, but I’m pretty sure Justin De Fratus isn’t cackling with glee over getting optioned to the minors.  David Hale, actual…Read More

A Drunk Dial from Dom Brown’s Old Batting Stance

Hey, you’ve reached That Balls Outta Here.  We inexplicably use an old school answering machine instead of a voicemail.  If you got this phone number off the bathroom wall of The Good Dog, I assure…Read More

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Your Daily Horrible News About Chase Utley

Morning routines are fun! -Wake up -Shake last remnants of night terrors out of head -Turn on Sportscenter -See…Read More

A Quick Update on Unpopular Phillies

Delwyn Young came to us with rave reviews from every team he’s played for.  What they were raving…Read More

Ruben Amaro Explains Why Red Sox Are Best Team in Baseball

“This is the best club in baseball, I think,” he said, motioning toward the Red Sox. “Their combination…Read More

Shane Victorino Answers Question by Winking

Why is Shane Victorino bunting?  Why hasn’t he bunted so much before?  Why would he try to bunt…Read More