Jonathan Singleton Picks Absolute Worst Day to put ‘Banned Substances’ in Headlines
Just when you thought we’d seen the last person who was never going to get into the Hall of Fame’s name today, the Astros’ farm system produces another one. What’s that? It’s…Read More
Dear Jimmy Rollins Apologists, Please Stop
To all those defending Jimmy Rollins, shielding him from criticism and declaring his antics are no big deal, I have just one small request. Please stop talking. During Thursday’s 3-2 win over the…Read More
Injury That Doesn’t Hurt Ends Vance Worley’s Season
Here’s the deal, folks. If a pitcher is pitching with a known injury and his performance is obviously suffering, you can assume he’s in pain. If that same pitcher is then shut down for the…Read More
Phast Phive… Can’t Keep The Rocket Away
Whilst our editor is still out on safari, deep sea fishing in the Pacific, antiquing through Virginia horse country, or whatever the heck it is he does in his free time, it is up to myself and Ethan Seidel…Read More
Tyler Cloyd Pitches Well, Phils Lose 3-2 to Mets
The kid did OK on Wednesday night. Tyler Cloyd, in his first Major League start, gave up 3 earned runs in 6 innings against the Mets, but the offense faltered, sending the Phils to a 3-2 loss to New York…Read More
Chase Utley to Third Could Totally Happen
There are a million reasons why Chase Utley to third base could actually happen. But perhaps the most…Read More
Cole Hamels Has A Grumbly Tummy, Tyler Cloyd Called Up
With Cole Hamels scratched from his start tonight against the Mets due to a tummy bug, right-handed Tyler…Read More
Vance Worley May Be Broken; Phils Lose To Mets in 10
For a year and a half, Vance Worley has been a revelation for the Phillies. Despite stuff that doesn’t…Read More
Phils Sweep Nats, Close To Within Just 16 1/2 Games
The Phillies came into their weekend series against the first place Washington Nationals trying to make…Read More
Kendrick Trying to Prove He Doesn’t Stink: Phils Beat Nats 4-2
Boy, Kyle Kendrick is really going out of his way to try and prove that he isn’t a lousy starting…Read More
No Bull! ‘Pen Comes Through in 4-3 Win Over Reds
The Phillies bullpen has been a joke in 2012. Injuries to Jose Contreras and Michael Stutes dealt the…Read More
Michael Schwimer is, Like, Totally Mad, Guys
With left-handed reliever Jeremy Horst coming back from paternity leave before Thursday night’s…Read More
What… We Gotta Hit Every Day? Phils Lose to Reds 3-2
Bronson Arroyo’s leg kick annoys me. And I think he does it JUST to annoy me. Not that I know…Read More
Phast Phive… Down to Two
John Stolnis With editor Justin Klugh away doing non-Phillies related blog type stuff, the Phast Phive…Read More
Painful-Lee Familiar… Phils Lose 5-4 to Reds
I’m not sure what the breaking point is for a professional athlete, but I’ve gotta believe…Read More
Jimmy Rollins CANNOT Be the Phillies Lead-off Hitter in 2013
Jimmy Rollins has morphed into Pedro Feliz. Yes, that’s correct. Jimmy Rollins, the 2007 NL MVP…Read More
Game Day Six-Pack: Dusty Baker’s Boston Audition
When you think of the Cincinnati Reds and the litany of Hall of Fame players that have graced their organization…Read More
Power Outage
Do you want a reason why the 2012 season has been a disaster? Well, yeah, there are a few for sure.…Read More
Kendrick Dominates Again… North and South Korea Re-Unify… Phils Win 8-0
To use the word “dominate” in the same sentence as the name “Kyle Kendrick”…Read More
Dom-Inated… Phils Drop Second Straight in Milwaukee
Domonic Brown failed to make the Phillies out of spring training, mainly because the front office wanted…Read More





















