German Phillies Prospect Starts Long Road to Not Just Being Known as “the German Prospect”
Julsan Kamara is one of his country’s best baseball players. But that country is not America. It is Germany, where they also play baseball. And for a long time, that will be all he is, especially…Read More
Mike Adams’ Back Currently Spasming All Over the Place
They say a lot of things about pitching, but “needing a back” is one of the things they tell you on the first day. Mike Adams still has his back, but unfortunately, it’s trembling and…Read More
Calls To Call Up Darin Ruf Grow Louder Despite Lack Of Place To Play Him
Uh oh, everybody. Get ready for some more Darin Ruf mania. It’s easy to be anxious to call up a minor league prospect who is doing well in AAA, especially when your big league outfield is doing this… Phillies…Read More
Phillies Win 4-2 to end Long, Strange Trip
In some sort of baseball miracle, Ryan Howard hit a two-run single off a left handed pitcher in the 10th inning to give the Phillies a 4-2 victory over the Arizona Diamondbacks. Cosmic Charlie couldn’t…Read More
Darin Ruf Working Hard to Convince You He is an Outfielder Again
Look at all the good Darin Ruf is doing down there at triple-A. Darin Ruf walks with the bases loaded to give Lehigh Valley a 1-0 lead. T3 in DUrham.Ruf with 21 RBI’s. — Phuture Phillies (@PhuturePhilz)…Read More
Joe Savery Completes Fallback Plan in Case “Baseball” Thing Doesn’t Work Out
Today, Joe Savery returns to Lehigh Valley for what will definitely not be the last time. However,…Read More
Phillies Apparently Don’t Sign Carlos Zambrano Despite Apparent Interest to, Apparently
Carlos Zambrano has not been signed by the Phillies, because that is something I guess we need to worry…Read More
Phillies Fans Issue Counter-Apology to Roy Halladay
Phillies fans offered a response to injured legend Roy Halladay’s gutwrenching apology the other…Read More
Roy Halladay Issues The Most Unnecessary Apology In Human History
I hope the people that booed Roy Halladay at his last two starts in Philadelphia feel about two inches…Read More
Charlie Manuel Recognized for Not Being Fired Despite Wishes of Internet
Charlie Manuel used to run this town. It was for a few minutes after the World Series. Then, enough…Read More
Should the Phillies Consider Platooning Chase Utley?
I’m probably going to get screamed at, raked over the coals, and tarred and feathered for suggesting…Read More
Phillies Abandon Cole Hamels Again; Lose To D-Backs 2-1
If you’re tired of reading about how terrible the offense is, you’re probably going to want…Read More
Series Six Pack: “Yes, I drop-kicked some cats that day.”
The Phillies played their best series of the season this week, even in the game they lost. Now, they…Read More
Roy Halladay’s Long Term Replacement Likely To Be Really Mediocre
Looking at the names of potential long-term replacements for Roy Halladay is not an exercise one should…Read More
If it is broke, don’t fix it then, either: a message from Jon Heyman
Jon Heyman hopped on Twitter to deal with you mongrels still fuming over Angel Hernandez’s dumbass…Read More
If The Phillies Sell, What Could They Get BACK?
There’s been a lot of talk concerning who the Phillies might be trading away should they become…Read More
In Defense of Intelligent Booing
Booing gets a bad rap sometimes. Yes, in Philadelphia, fans have taken booing to irrational, and sometimes…Read More
Here’s Why Roy Halladay’s Surgery Isn’t Such Bad News
Losing Roy Halladay for potentially three months, and perhaps the whole season, to shoulder surgery…Read More
Phillies Get Tantalizingly Close to Sweep; Then Don’t, 4-3
Say what you will about getting beat 14-2, but you never think you’re gonna win it. A game where…Read More
Roy Halladay Reportedly Alive After Visit to Weirdly-Named Doctor
After hours of speculation, we have our answer on Roy Halladay: He is fine and everything is going to…Read More





















