That Balls Outta Here » phillies offseason http://thatballsouttahere.com A Philadelphia Phillies Fan Site - News, Blogs, Opinion and More Thu, 23 May 2013 23:11:13 +0000 en-US hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.4.1 Things the Phillies Could Do Instead of Keeping Jayson Werth http://thatballsouttahere.com/2010/11/22/things-the-phillies-could-do-instead-of-keeping-jayson-werth/ http://thatballsouttahere.com/2010/11/22/things-the-phillies-could-do-instead-of-keeping-jayson-werth/#comments Mon, 22 Nov 2010 20:12:56 +0000 Justin Klugh http://thatballsouttahere.com/?p=3130 Saw this headline in the Morning Call today, and I did not even read it.  I’m bored with the glacial pace of the Jayson Werth storyline, so I’ve cooked up a few plans of my own.

Platoon

I think this might be one of the better options.  Call everybody to the clubhouse, which could be hard, since they’re all vacationing in Mexico, but get ‘um there.  Then, dim the lights and without any introduction, start playing Platoon on the big screen.  Everyone will be so mesmerized that they’ll probably adopt personalities from some of the characters and bring that intensity onto the field.

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