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State of the Phillies: The Mascot
Our friends over at the Daily News have been churning out reports on the state of the Phils at each position. Dave Murphy’s breakdown of Short stop provides everything you need to know about the…Read More
Giants Avoid Sweep, Enrage Phanatic
He knows something is wrong. Trash cans lay overturned, rat carcasses strewn about his lair. He makes eye contact with an old television adjacent to his home; Keppinger fields a Jimmy Rollins grounder…Read More
Phanatic Makes Spring Debut
The Phillie Phanatic, the preeminent mascot in major league baseball (go screw Mr. Met) made his debut at Bright House Field this afternoon. Opposing fans shook with terror at the notion of being covered…Read More
Phillies-Giants: The REAL Comparisons
The Phillies-Giants NLCS is only a lightning-fast 85 hours away, and I recently woke up in San Francisco. The timing couldn’t be more perfect/awful! Now, I’ve got somewhat of a foot in…Read More
“Phanatic Around Town” Review #6: Lloyd Hall
Let’s face some realities. The Phillie Phanatic, while the single most fucking hilarious mascot to exist in the history of humanity, is a giant muppet from the Galapagos Islands with a lamp shade…Read More
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“Phanatic Around Town” Review #2: Philadelphia Free Library
Let’s face some realities. The Phillie Phanatic, while the single most fucking hilarious mascot to…Read More
“Paint the Town Red” Opens; I Fail at Journalism
The “Paint the Town Red” campaign involves 20 Phillie Phanatic statues being dropped all…Read More
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