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Darin Ruf Mysteriously Disappears

Darin Ruf, one of the next names in line to join the Phillies should further unthinkable injuries occur down the line, has de-materialized. Not sure why, but #DarinRuf just pulled from #IronPigs lineup…Read More

Why You Should Despise the Nationals

So here is the deal: The Washington Nationals are incredibly easy to dislike. They sucked themselves into two can’t miss prospects in Steven Strasburg and Bryce Harper, who happens to be total douche…Read More

Seriously, Michael Martinez is Here

With Chase Utley going on the DL for 15 days (weeeeeeeee!!!), the Phillies needed to call up a hero. Fresh out of heroes, they called up Micahel Martinez, who was apparently still lingering around the…Read More

Ruben Amaro Says Phils Are A Contender Unless They’re Not Anymore

The Phillies are giving me bipolar disorder. One day I think they’ve got a shot at competing in the National League East, given how they’re still just 5 1/2 games behind Atlanta and only one…Read More

Brad Lidge Hoping to Re-Live Greatest Moment Ever with Chooch

Brad Lidge will be appearing on murals and den walls for the rest of time. Fists in the air, knees on the ground, a delirious Chooch thundering toward him, his mouth somewhere in the middle of screaming…Read More

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Phillippe Aumont’s Departure Makes it Michael Stutes Time

Phillippe Aumont’s turn has ended in the bullpen. In 13 innings of work, Aumont has struck out…Read More

Mike Adams Quells Furious Back Spasm Gods For Now

After witnessing what the Phillies bullpen is like without him, Mike Adams got back on a mound on Wednesday. It…Read More

Chase Utley MRI Could be Happening Any Minute Now

Chase Utley. *sigh* You old so-and-so. #Phillies 2B Chase Utley is second all-time in career stolen base…Read More

Roy Halladay Doing Just Fine; Sends his Love

Roy Halladay’s healing process has begun. Unfortunately, unlike his training regimen, it’s…Read More

Cliff Lee’s Public Audition Went VERY Well Last Night; Phils Win 3-0

Boy, Cliff Lee really knows how to prepare for a job interview. Newly clean-shaven and ready to make…Read More

Chase Utley Thing Not Just Going Away

Chase Utley is reportedly “scared” of his rib cage injury. So, that means he is out again…Read More

Curt Schilling Puts Rocky Post-Career Financial Situation on Hold to go on Phillies Wall of Fame

My Phillies fandom was born in the summer of ’93. There aren’t a lot of charmed stories in…Read More

Chase Utley, an MRI Machine and Freddy Galvis Walk Into a Bar…

Being old sucks, guys. According to CSN Philly’s Jim Salisbury, Chase Utley will undergo an MRI…Read More

Ruben Amaro Sees Promise in Confidence-Shattering Team

Ruben Amaro has to like the Phillies, as it is his job. Which makes all the stranger what the rest of…Read More

Nats Fans Should Be More Stressed Out Than You

You know, as bad as the Phillies have played at times this year, being a fan of the Washington Nationals…Read More

Chase Utley Sort of has to be Fine or You Know

Chase Utley was left out of the Phillies lineup last night due to pain in his side. It’s probably…Read More

Phillies Somehow Beat Marlins 7-3 With Strange Thing Called “Runs”

Before Tuesday night’s 7-3 win over the Marlins in Miami, things certainly did not seem as though…Read More

Cole Hamels, Ryan Howard Have Differing Reactions to Media

There are plenty of Phillies who’ll be answering questions soon. But at the moment, some have…Read More

Mid Series Six-Pack: “Winning would destroy the morale for sure.”

It’s been a pretty crazy couple of days for the the Phillies, with the frantic, exhilarating wins…Read More

Phillies Dominated By Worst Pitcher Ever; Fall To Pathetic Marlins 5-1

If I were Cole Hamels, I’d be ticked off too. Hamels left Marlins Park after last night’s…Read More