Darin Ruf Mysteriously Disappears
Darin Ruf, one of the next names in line to join the Phillies should further unthinkable injuries occur down the line, has de-materialized. Not sure why, but #DarinRuf just pulled from #IronPigs lineup…Read More
Why You Should Despise the Nationals
So here is the deal: The Washington Nationals are incredibly easy to dislike. They sucked themselves into two can’t miss prospects in Steven Strasburg and Bryce Harper, who happens to be total douche…Read More
Seriously, Michael Martinez is Here
With Chase Utley going on the DL for 15 days (weeeeeeeee!!!), the Phillies needed to call up a hero. Fresh out of heroes, they called up Micahel Martinez, who was apparently still lingering around the…Read More
Ruben Amaro Says Phils Are A Contender Unless They’re Not Anymore
The Phillies are giving me bipolar disorder. One day I think they’ve got a shot at competing in the National League East, given how they’re still just 5 1/2 games behind Atlanta and only one…Read More
Brad Lidge Hoping to Re-Live Greatest Moment Ever with Chooch
Brad Lidge will be appearing on murals and den walls for the rest of time. Fists in the air, knees on the ground, a delirious Chooch thundering toward him, his mouth somewhere in the middle of screaming…Read More
Phillippe Aumont’s Departure Makes it Michael Stutes Time
Phillippe Aumont’s turn has ended in the bullpen. In 13 innings of work, Aumont has struck out…Read More
Mike Adams Quells Furious Back Spasm Gods For Now
After witnessing what the Phillies bullpen is like without him, Mike Adams got back on a mound on Wednesday. It…Read More
Chase Utley MRI Could be Happening Any Minute Now
Chase Utley. *sigh* You old so-and-so. #Phillies 2B Chase Utley is second all-time in career stolen base…Read More
Roy Halladay Doing Just Fine; Sends his Love
Roy Halladay’s healing process has begun. Unfortunately, unlike his training regimen, it’s…Read More
Cliff Lee’s Public Audition Went VERY Well Last Night; Phils Win 3-0
Boy, Cliff Lee really knows how to prepare for a job interview. Newly clean-shaven and ready to make…Read More
Chase Utley Thing Not Just Going Away
Chase Utley is reportedly “scared” of his rib cage injury. So, that means he is out again…Read More
Curt Schilling Puts Rocky Post-Career Financial Situation on Hold to go on Phillies Wall of Fame
My Phillies fandom was born in the summer of ’93. There aren’t a lot of charmed stories in…Read More
Chase Utley, an MRI Machine and Freddy Galvis Walk Into a Bar…
Being old sucks, guys. According to CSN Philly’s Jim Salisbury, Chase Utley will undergo an MRI…Read More
Ruben Amaro Sees Promise in Confidence-Shattering Team
Ruben Amaro has to like the Phillies, as it is his job. Which makes all the stranger what the rest of…Read More
Nats Fans Should Be More Stressed Out Than You
You know, as bad as the Phillies have played at times this year, being a fan of the Washington Nationals…Read More
Chase Utley Sort of has to be Fine or You Know
Chase Utley was left out of the Phillies lineup last night due to pain in his side. It’s probably…Read More
Phillies Somehow Beat Marlins 7-3 With Strange Thing Called “Runs”
Before Tuesday night’s 7-3 win over the Marlins in Miami, things certainly did not seem as though…Read More
Cole Hamels, Ryan Howard Have Differing Reactions to Media
There are plenty of Phillies who’ll be answering questions soon. But at the moment, some have…Read More
Mid Series Six-Pack: “Winning would destroy the morale for sure.”
It’s been a pretty crazy couple of days for the the Phillies, with the frantic, exhilarating wins…Read More
Phillies Dominated By Worst Pitcher Ever; Fall To Pathetic Marlins 5-1
If I were Cole Hamels, I’d be ticked off too. Hamels left Marlins Park after last night’s…Read More





















