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Phast Phive: Hall of Phamers
In which TBOH’s writers assign the week’s required reading. John Stolnis Hi. I’m Chris Carpenter. You may remember me from such nightmares as Game 5 of the 2011 NLDS. Yes, I outdueled…Read More
Phast Phive: Bona Phide Stars
In which TBOH’s writers drag links to your doorstep and leave them on the stoop as “gifts” for your readership. John Stolnis Listen, we’re all down about how this off-season played…Read More
Phast Phive: Maikel Phranco
In which the TBOH staff administers the week’s required reading. John Stolnis The Phillies are cheap. That much is clear. I mean, who are they trying to kid? Last year, they entered the season with…Read More
Phast Phive: Phun Chunks
TBOH’s writers come at you with links. Justin Klugh Ruben says we’re done here, and suddenly the Phillies rumor mill dries up like a possum carcass on 15th Street. If this is true, then…Read More
Phast Phive: Phiring Squad
In which the writers of TBOH make suggestions to your frantic internetting. Justin Klugh Check out this 1978 NLCS program, on which a clearly lobotomized Phanatic absently waves a flag while pennants…Read More
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Phast Phive: Exercises in Phutility
In which the writers of TBOH give you the business Justin Klugh Ethan’s going to get to that Josh…Read More
Phast Phive: Let’s Re-phocus
A look at what TBOH’s staff found so damn interesting this week. Justin Klugh (@TBOHblog) Jon Heyman’s…Read More
Phast Phive: Pheast of Phree Agents
Justin Klugh I think we can all agree that the best way to stay occupied in the winter and keep from…Read More
Phast Phive: Phailing South Phlorida Phranchise
Justin Klugh “The Phillies are definitely on the top of my list.” –Mike Trout I’m…Read More
Phast Phive: Phair Warning
John Stolnis The Phillies are on the hunt for a couple free agent outfielders. Did you know this? It’s…Read More
Phast Phive: Bona-phide Opportunities
Justin Klugh Look, we all saw what happened last night. And we all got jokes. But the truth is,…Read More
Phast Phive: Phood Poisoning
Justin Klugh I think what is making this trade deadline more intense than the other ones is all the…Read More
Phast Phive: Look No Phurther
Justin Klugh My god, the Phillies are tied for ninth place in the Wild Card race or something! It’s…Read More
Phast Phive: Not Phunny
Even nature insinuated a staunch anti-Phillies stance last night, not only raining out the game, but…Read More
Phast Phive: Pheels Good
Justin Klugh The Phillies may not be winners, but the city of Philadelphia certainly is. Why, this…Read More
Phast Phive: Phor Better or Phor Worse
We’re about to have a winless Cliff Lee on the roster and it’s already June. Of course,…Read More
Phast Phive: Phorsaken
You want bright spots? I’ll give you bright spots. Out backup-backup catcher just hit his…Read More
Phast Phive: Phive Hundred!
Ah, money. It’s the best, I’ve heard. Own a lot of it, and you’ve got instant…Read More
Phast Phive: Old Phriends
We saw Mike Zagurski last night for an inning. He threw many balls. In honor of his call-up, which…Read More
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