A 2010 Phillies Review While My Family Plays ‘Settlers of Catan’
Years ago, I documented an epic trilogy of events that occurred while I tried to write a college paper with my bedroom door open as my roommates got stoned in the living room and played D&D. The…Read More
Roy Halladay Loses Perfect Game Bid in the Fifth
Tonight’s lead-in was going to be about a pumpkin that looked like the Phillie Phanatic. Obviously, since one o’clock this afternoon, things have changed. Back then, there was only one post…Read More
Roy Halladay Finally Catches Up With Dallas Braden’s Skill
A wave of frothy drizzle sat on Roy Halladay’s face all night. His hallmark concentration cut right through the shit, as he honed in on Paul Hoover’s mitt like a torpedo seeking a school…Read More



