Phils Limit Acquisition Talk to “Not Pedro Martinez”
Is there no end to the Philadelphia Phillies‘ insults toward the New York Mets? –Adam Rubin, ESPN NewYork Ha, ha. Of course not. Hell, I’ll insult them right now: You suck,…Read More
A Sherrill Thing
Everybody’s suffering with the weight of the economy on their shoulders. This year will probably mark a sharp spike in the number of “Imaginary Christmases” in family homes across the…Read More
A Tiny Bit on the Phillies and George Lopez is Terrible
It’s World Series Eve. The weather’s brewing up some trouble out there. SOME STUFF THAT HAPPENED SINCE YESTERDAY Pedro’s got the ball in Game 2. A good choice; it shakes the pattern…Read More
Monday Afternoon ?!’s
Phillies DH?! Hal Bodley, the target of this Class A critique, has some thoughts on this. Then he admits asking Charlie Manuel to “whisper in his ear.” Don’t get all “Steve…Read More
This Just In: Denver is Cold in Autumn
Philly’s turned soggy. Its the weather equivalent of morning sickness. The old bones of Pedro Martinez will no longer be put to the test, putting to bed any concerns of whether or not he was the…Read More
Diary of a Mets Double Header
This post is so late I can barely stand to type it. It was nine o’clock in the morning, and I was…Read More
‘Scuse Us, Tim, Just Trying to Get By…
Watching Tim Lincecum pitch is like watching an eagle pick off a family of rabbits leaving their…Read More
Jamie Moyer: God Damn It
If you’re going to make the first inning a 1-2-3 affair, barely giving your opponent the chance…Read More
The Savior Has Risen!
Pedro Martinez has passes his physical after having fans everywhere walking on eggshells for the past…Read More
He Has Landed!
It has been reported that pitcher Pedro Martinez has landed in Philadelphia for his physical. If Martinez…Read More
Halladay Trade Proposal
According to FoxSports reporter Ken Rosenthal, the Toronto Blue Jays are listening to offers for ace…Read More







