Pat Burrell

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Phast Phive: PHIGHT PHIGHT PHIGHT

John Stolnis I, for one, don’t think the Phillies have been the same since Pat Burrell left. I mean, they’ve won exactly ZERO World Series since his departure, while the Giants have won TWO…Read More

Phast Phive: Phailure

Hey, it’s Pat Burrell.  He’ll be coming to Philadelphia soon to retire as a Phillie.  Here he is throwing the first pitch out at a Giants game in San Francisco, not at all scanning the crowd…Read More

Pat Burrell: The Man, The Myth, The Legend

Former Phillie, Pat Burrell, announced his retirement this past week, allowing me to finally hang up his number five t-shirt for good. Summing up the career of Pat “The Bat” is tougher than it seems.…Read More

Some Weekend Ryan Madson Love For You

Sean Hagan, or The Red Suit, as he’s known on the masked vigilante circuit, finally got his punishment: Helping the city of Philadelphia for 80 hours.  With some simple calculations (EDITOR’S…Read More

TO: Pat Burrell FROM: TBOH RE: Temper Tantrum

Dear Pat, When I was in 8th grade, my parents took me down to Clearwater for Spring Training.  I spent three of my dollars on a baseball with a Phillies logo on it, for the sole purpose of wrangling some…Read More

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Unwarranted Rage Hits Phillies Fans Far Earlier Than Expected

I’m a little disappointed with the harassment levels. J-Roll’s hobbling down the street like…Read More

Pat Burrell Follows Diss of Tampa Fans with Request to Play More

Some people just find the relentless verbal abuse of Citizens Bank Park alluring.  I guess.  I’ve…Read More

Phillies Pitching Woes Continue Throughout Staff

5/16/09 The current slump shows it. The blown save last night proves it. Yes, the Philadelphia Phillies…Read More