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Cole Hamels is Good: 3-2 Win to Take the Series
Jimmy Rollins hit a home run, Juan Pierre drove in a run with an extra base hit, Jose Contreras did his best to screw everything up and Cole Hamels continues to make himself really, really expensive. Cole…Read More
All We Ask For Is One Hit With the Bases Loaded: Phillies Lose 2-1
Edinson Volquez was traded for Josh Hamilton when it seemed like there was still a pretty strong possibility that Hamilton would end up dead in a New Jersey off ramp ditch. He also had a pretty good…Read More
Game Day Six-Pack: “Awffense”
You may remember “Game Day Six-Pack” from that one I did earlier this season. Well, excuse me for forgetting to do it for six series in a row. Now just shut up and enjoy this one, with…Read More
Phillies Phoes of the Week
“One may know how to gain a victory, and know not how to use it.” – Pedro Calderon de la Barca San Diego Padres: 11-21 (5/11-5/13) Much like the Phillies, the Padres find themselves in…Read More
Needle in Eye or Phillies Offense?
We knew that the beginning of this season would be something of a controlled drown. The team needed to keep enough water out of their lungs to endure the injuries to the third and fourth batters on the…Read More
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Phillies Phoes of the Week
“In war there is no prize for the runner-up” – General Omar Bradley San Diego Padres:…Read More
Series 6-Pack: “I told you nobody was paying attention.”
The last time we played the Padres, I was sitting comfortably on a couch in North Carolina, watching…Read More
Here’s Your Wordless Game Recap for Yesterday
Not to take anything from Tony’s, but this seemed appropriate. I mean I spent all of five minutes…Read More
Series 6-Pack: Wild Wild West
With their first series loss finally out of the way, the Phillies hope to bring their corpse of an offense…Read More
Unable to Stop Astros, Phils Beat Padres for Some Reason
There are a lot of words floating around to describe the Phillies right now. ”Lifeless.”…Read More
Jesse Biddle Selected To Play In Front of Vomiteurs, Taserings, and Drunk Children; Phillies Lose Again
It was 1994, and Major League Baseball was crippled by a players’ strike. Four giant chunks of…Read More
Dallas Green Gives Not Profanity-Laced Advice on Having Patience
Does the New York Post go out of its way to make the Mets look like a frolicking gaggle of pre-pubescent,…Read More
Phillies Running Out Of Things That Could Be Turning Points
“I see a whole lot of cockiness, big-headedness and complacency. It’s an every-day process to be…Read More
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