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Nothing Can Stop a Losing Streak Like Joe Blanton: Phillies Best Orioles

At the risk of sounding like a bitter old man, I do not like interleague baseball.  I know that you all couldn’t sleep before this long awaited match-up with the baseball team from Baltimore. …Read More

Game Day Six Pack: “I would’ve held out on the Britton shirsey purchase.”

Well, that Dodgers series was absolutely breathtaking, in that the Phillies were so awful I could barely breathe.  Oh, I should mention that every inning the Phillies leave runners in scoring position,…Read More

Phillies Phoes of the Week: “Pitching Wanted!”

Baltimore Orioles The Baltimore Orioles are in first place. Wait, let it sink in…the ORIOLES are in first! The team has defied logic and science, and continue to hold onto what most consider to be…Read More

Spring Baseball; Two Shutouts and a Tie

Wait just a damn minute.  Are there people watching Joe Blanton pitch?  It appears that there are.  It also appears that Joe’s arm is not going to fall off.  He can even throw his curveball without…Read More

Scott Proefrock Considering the Allure of Baltimore Orioles Baseball

Remember that feeling you got when Cliff Lee came back?  Remember how many times you’ve retreated back to that moment when a meeting went long or one of your kids asked a hard question?  Remember…Read More

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Joe Jordan: Plenty to Work With

In deep thought the other day, my usual abnormally high level of concentration was destroyed by the cackles…Read More

Phillies Raid Orioles Organization to Steal Some Employees

What is the “director of player development?”  Its a position previously filled by Chuck…Read More

And Don’t Forget the Part Where Jimmy Rollins Left with an Injury

Just in case you were starting to get over the bullshit witchcraft that was ninth-inning Washington Nationals…Read More

Local Headline Uses Pun, Terror to Grab Readers

We all saw it.  Well, except for me, the guy who just wrote the words “We all saw it.” I…Read More

Here Come Some Nonroster Invitees Hated by Other Teams

The Phillies rounded up seven more nonroster invitees today, as you probably have already read on all…Read More

Roy Halladay Finally Catches Up With Dallas Braden’s Skill

A wave of frothy drizzle sat on Roy Halladay’s face all night.  His hallmark concentration cut…Read More