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Ryan Howard Playing Well Despite Thing in His Achilles

You probably saw Ryan Howard galloping about the base paths with the blazing speed of a horse who just saw his owner shake hands with the President of the Glue Factory.   The villain behind this is known…Read More

Chipper Jones Clearly Terrified of Facing Phillies Now; in Playoffs

Having been in second place for the majority of the season, 7.5 games back, and losing two of their starting pitchers, Chipper Jones felt it was an appropriate time for an announcement of his confidence. “The…Read More

South Jersey Writer is Truly Horrified of Phillies’ Future

The Phillies are old!  The Phillies are injured!  The Phillies are ticking time bombs, about to spew incompetence and hand injuries all over the diamond!  Global warming!  Genocide!  My parents bought…Read More

Raul Ibanez is No Julio Franco

I’m not mad at Raul.  I certainly would be if were losing a lot.  Or probably if we didn’t have the best April record in Phillies history.  Or if I couldn’t find my keys this morning. Raul…Read More