Delusion Helpful When Saying Phillies Will be Totally Fine
Some people are telling you not to worry or whine. Some people are content with where the Phillies season ended and whereit will go in 2012. Some people don’t sleep with a hatchet under their…Read More
Chad Durbin Admits Addiction to Playing for Good Teams
In December 2007, Chad Durbin met the Phillies and it was love at first four-seam fastball. Chad stepped into a pair of bright red cleats and never looked back, providing the spastic bullpen with some…Read More
Shane Victorino’s Long Awaited World Series Prediction
If you would have told me at the end of last year that Shane Victorino would claim the Phillies will win the 2011 World Series, I would have been not surprised, because Shane Victorino plays for the Phillies,…Read More
Phillies Prospects Do Not Fear Bryce Harper or Miss Families
Welcome to the Arizona Fall League, where, depending on what MLB team you follow, your attention has been for “a few weeks” to “since yesterday.” The heat is dry, the players…Read More
Phils Spark Trade Rumors with Nonsensical Aaron Rowand Idea
So when you take Jayson Werth out off a roster–and nobody has yet–but when you do, there’s undoubtedly a black hole left in his spot. A twisted vacuum erupts, and a seemingly endless…Read More
The 2011 Bullpen Needs You, Scott Mathieson
I already wrote one Election Day special; there aren’t enough lights, colors, or Nat King Cole…Read More
Extreme Offseason Questions, Chapter the Two
And, because I was 40 minutes late to work on Monday, here is the conclusion to my relentless line of…Read More
Out of the Frying Pen, Into the Fire
INT. GENERAL MANAGER’S OFFICE – DAY RUBEN AMARO, JR. sits at his desk, reading a piece…Read More
Lock and Gloaded
See, this is funny because I was just talking to Michael Jong about how I empathize with him for having…Read More
It’s the Halladay Season… Uh, Again
The offseason is merely days old, and there’s already a few Phillies being kicked off the bus.…Read More




