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Environmental Group Foolishly Pins Hopes to Phillies’ Offensive Output
For some causes, to barrel through the eternal adversity and challenges provided by a thoughtless world, they must attach themselves to a power greater than their own. Through greater exposure, a wider…Read More
Nothing Witty To Say: Garza Shuts Down Phils 5-1
I am not really sure what to say here. I suppose I could attempt some form of analysis, but that may be a little too rational for me right now. Matt Garza is a pretty good pitcher. He looked like…Read More
Maholm Drive: Phillies Outsuck Cubs in 5-1 Loss
I get it. Slumps happen. I tell myself that this whole thing is still just a relatively small sample size, but still watching a guy who wasn’t good enough to pitch for the Pirates out pitch…Read More
Offensive Outburst Attributed to Collective Fear of Halladay’s Wrath
After the second inning, the score was 1-0 Marlins. Roy Halladay had escaped a bases loaded jam in the first inning, but had yielded an RBI single to Josh Johnson in the second, scaring all of us watching…Read More
Phils Pound Out Twenty Hits in 14-1 Blowout
When John Mayberry Jr. and Michael Martinez go 7-10 there is a very real chance that the Phillies just pounded the ever living shit out of another baseball team. Today, the much maligned Phillies offense…Read More
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Remarkably, Kendrick and Baez Not Responsible For Phillies Loss
Statistics cannot really quantify what the series opener against the Cubs was. Personally, I would…Read More
Local Journalist Breaks Hot News Story on Phillies Limp Offense
Well, hello there, Jack Mcaffrey; he of the “In my day Phillies fans booed the fuck out of everybody rabble…Read More
Matt Harrison (?) Out Duels Oswalt in Shut-Out Loss
I am having a difficult time focusing. Roy Oswalt lost his first game in Citizen’s Bank Park…Read More
Series 6-Pack: Tap the Rockies
Just like a business trip during a mid-life crisis, our two days in St. Louis took a series of dark turns…Read More
Raul Ibanez Completes Historic Offensive Output
A lot of people are probably impressed by Andre Ethier’s half-a-Dimaggio, but let’s face…Read More
Series 6-Pack: Wild Wild West
With their first series loss finally out of the way, the Phillies hope to bring their corpse of an offense…Read More
Phillies Forecast Showing Four More Years of Smug
As near as we can tell, “Philadelphia Phillies GM” was a job filled by a seal wearing a clown…Read More
Colespiracy Theory
I just relocated to the west coast, people, so that means, for the bulk of my audience who lives on the…Read More
Jamie Moyer Strikes Out Seven As Nothing Else Close To Competent Occurs
A snarky, unsportsmanlike blogger would fill this space with the groans and bitchings of a man with no…Read More
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