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Do You Think I Could Hit Tony La Russa With a Rock From Here

So here’s something I wrote just prior to Game 3 of the NLDS. A reflection of how things turned out will follow later today, but at the moment I thought it’d be neat to see where my head was…Read More

Phillies Game Ruined by Potentially Evil Squirrel

It is human nature to be suspicious.  In fact, its only healthy to be a little suspicious all the time.  How do you think we caught all the Communists?  By deducing that everyone who is a little different…Read More

Charlie Manuel Confused, Enraged by Ryan Madson Quirkiness

“I’ve been wearing it every day to the playoffs, so I had to wear it again today,” Madson said of the mask, which he got at a Halloween store with his kids. “The hot tub is where it debuted.…Read More

Roy Oswalt Decides on Creepy Playoffs Grin; Phils Sweep

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Phils Go For Sweep in 10th Drunkest American City

It is lost between the highly populated and interesting bookends on either coast.  It is a dwarfed metropolitan area trapped within the borders of Ohio, with its tourism industry strictly dependent on…Read More

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Bronson Arroyo Brings Experience, Love of ‘Staind’ to Game 2 Start

“The only way for Oswalt to top Halladay is to throw a perfect game.” –Kansas City…Read More

Phanatic Pumpkin Says “Squash the Reds”

And a special thanks to reader Erin for her creation (if you want your words/pictures tossed onto this…Read More

Roy Halladay Loses Perfect Game Bid in the Fifth

Tonight’s lead-in was going to be about a pumpkin that looked like the Phillie Phanatic. Obviously,…Read More

Late for Work Link Dump

True Phillies fandom refuses to allow itself to be rained upon, except if it is actual rain, in which…Read More

Finally, Your Stupid 2010 TBOH NLDS Preview

The playoffs require those of us who may be distracted by video games or birds that make weird noises…Read More

Brad Lidge Earns Dramatic Fist Pump

In the midst of a nipple-shattering cold snap, Game 3 of the only NLDS to not end in a sweep began in…Read More

This Just In: Denver is Cold in Autumn

Philly’s turned soggy.  Its the weather equivalent of morning sickness. The old bones of Pedro…Read More

Cole ‘Labors,’ Rockies Even Series

Damn it. Three double plays, no runners in scoring position through the first four innings, and a revolving…Read More

2007 This Ain’t

I almost said “Rockies have Rocky Start” or something stupid, but it’s the playoffs;…Read More

Let’s All Go to the Playoffs and Get Ourselves a Cutter

“I’ve heard people say instead of using Brad, use somebody else. But who else out there would…Read More