Do You Think I Could Hit Tony La Russa With a Rock From Here
So here’s something I wrote just prior to Game 3 of the NLDS. A reflection of how things turned out will follow later today, but at the moment I thought it’d be neat to see where my head was…Read More
Phillies Game Ruined by Potentially Evil Squirrel
It is human nature to be suspicious. In fact, its only healthy to be a little suspicious all the time. How do you think we caught all the Communists? By deducing that everyone who is a little different…Read More
Charlie Manuel Confused, Enraged by Ryan Madson Quirkiness
“I’ve been wearing it every day to the playoffs, so I had to wear it again today,” Madson said of the mask, which he got at a Halloween store with his kids. “The hot tub is where it debuted.…Read More
Phils Go For Sweep in 10th Drunkest American City
It is lost between the highly populated and interesting bookends on either coast. It is a dwarfed metropolitan area trapped within the borders of Ohio, with its tourism industry strictly dependent on…Read More
Bronson Arroyo Brings Experience, Love of ‘Staind’ to Game 2 Start
“The only way for Oswalt to top Halladay is to throw a perfect game.” –Kansas City…Read More
Phanatic Pumpkin Says “Squash the Reds”
And a special thanks to reader Erin for her creation (if you want your words/pictures tossed onto this…Read More
Roy Halladay Loses Perfect Game Bid in the Fifth
Tonight’s lead-in was going to be about a pumpkin that looked like the Phillie Phanatic. Obviously,…Read More
Late for Work Link Dump
True Phillies fandom refuses to allow itself to be rained upon, except if it is actual rain, in which…Read More
Finally, Your Stupid 2010 TBOH NLDS Preview
The playoffs require those of us who may be distracted by video games or birds that make weird noises…Read More
Brad Lidge Earns Dramatic Fist Pump
In the midst of a nipple-shattering cold snap, Game 3 of the only NLDS to not end in a sweep began in…Read More
This Just In: Denver is Cold in Autumn
Philly’s turned soggy. Its the weather equivalent of morning sickness. The old bones of Pedro…Read More
Cole ‘Labors,’ Rockies Even Series
Damn it. Three double plays, no runners in scoring position through the first four innings, and a revolving…Read More
2007 This Ain’t
I almost said “Rockies have Rocky Start” or something stupid, but it’s the playoffs;…Read More
Let’s All Go to the Playoffs and Get Ourselves a Cutter
“I’ve heard people say instead of using Brad, use somebody else. But who else out there would…Read More





