Series 6-Pack: Giants Mid-Series Series Preview
Yeah it happened again. Melissa Felkins of Frisco Fastball and I team up for a 1-2 (3-4-5-6) punch of Giants-centric questions that appear to grow increasingly snide as they go along. 1. Rich Walcoff…Read More
Shane Victorino’s Long Awaited World Series Prediction
If you would have told me at the end of last year that Shane Victorino would claim the Phillies will win the 2011 World Series, I would have been not surprised, because Shane Victorino plays for the Phillies,…Read More
MLB’s 50 Greatest Games Include Phillies a Couple Times
Apparently, MLB organized a list of it’s “50 “greatest games.” The following were the ones that involved the Phillies, and are therefore clearly the only ones I bothered to watch.…Read More
A 2010 Phillies Review While My Family Plays ‘Settlers of Catan’
Years ago, I documented an epic trilogy of events that occurred while I tried to write a college paper with my bedroom door open as my roommates got stoned in the living room and played D&D. The…Read More
A Quick Reminder That We Need a Bullpen
HEY GUYS DO YOU THINK THAT THE PHILLIES ARE THE YANKEES OF THE NATIONAL– *NUCLEAR EXPLOSION* Read | Share
A Slow Descent Into Deafening Silence
We’ve had a lot of laughs here the past few days. At least, I have; self-guffawing at my subtle…Read More
Some World Series Tips for Giants Fans
Now is not the time for civility, though that was probably more than clear if you read any of the “sports…Read More
A Sharp Blast and a Sickening Thud
Watching a Ryan Howard at bat is like getting a dog to love you. When he’s in his season-opening…Read More
Some Weekend Ryan Madson Love For You
Sean Hagan, or The Red Suit, as he’s known on the masked vigilante circuit, finally got his punishment:…Read More
TO: Pat Burrell FROM: TBOH RE: Temper Tantrum
Dear Pat, When I was in 8th grade, my parents took me down to Clearwater for Spring Training. I spent…Read More
This Was a Fantasy I Went to a Lot That Year
It is 1997. You’re sitting in your living room, confused, and angry. Whitey’s dead. The…Read More
Philly Responds to SF with Weird Cat Sale of Its Own
Look, I know yesterday was a tough one to swallow, but there’s no reason to lump it in with the…Read More
Phillies Big Game 3 Moment Arrives; Departs Without Incident
It didn’t really even occur to me that we could lose. Yeah, I saw the stats. We suck in AT&T.…Read More
What’s This About a “Perfect Lineup”?
I had plenty of time to take a peak inside Jeff Francoeur’s head this morning, so I was forced…Read More
Biggest Disappointment of NLCS Game 2: Poor Quality Taunting
There were a couple of stark contrasts between the baseball games of this series. For instance, the…Read More
Phillies Finally Lose a Playoff Game in 2010
Terrible news: the Phillies lost. If this is the first you’ve hear of the debacle, I’d…Read More
Phillies to be Aided in NLCS by Vengeful Ghost
In the final game in Polo Grounds, the New York Giants lost 9-1 to the Pittsburgh Pirates. This was…Read More
Baseball Genius Charlie Manuel Starts Roy Halladay in Game 1
Are you sick of this picture yet. I’m not putting it up here because you’ll find it literally…Read More
San Francisco Celebrates Giants with Prejudice Cat Sale
I used to live in a place where one of the biggest threats to wearing flip flops was stray hypodermic…Read More
Things You Will Learn Reading Articles About the Upcoming NLCS
Just because there’s not a lot of news doesn’t mean there won’t be a lot of news stories.





