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NL East Infection: SPECIAL cream
New York Mets The Mets are clearly busy. Yeah. Special cream. So. This story was clearly leaked by the Mets themselves in the wake of the “The Mets are literally trying to open a casino literally…Read More
NL East Infection: Traveling Sky-Gypsies
Washington Nationals I hope you guys haven’t finished your Christmas lists, because I’ve got a $2.99 stocking stuffer for all fans of Bryce Harper and menial household tasks! It’s…Read More
NL East Infection: That’s Olt News
Atlanta Braves You probably remember Mike Olt from the barrage of lustful tweeting Phillies fans did this past July. “HE IS A YOUNG THIRD BASE PROSPECT,” we deduced, carnally fawning a Google…Read More
NL East Infection: “WE ALL HAPPY WITH THE WAY THAT THIS ENDED?!” he screamed
Washington Nationals Everybody loves Mike Rizzo, apparently, as he strutted confidently around the corridors of that famous building in Indian Wells, receiving handshakes and pats on the back and all…Read More
Phast Phive: PHIGHT PHIGHT PHIGHT
John Stolnis I, for one, don’t think the Phillies have been the same since Pat Burrell left. I mean, they’ve won exactly ZERO World Series since his departure, while the Giants have won TWO…Read More
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NL East Infection: Optional Exercising Edition!
I hope you guys like stories about contracts and paper work and handshakes and briefcases and yelling…Read More
NL East Infection: Point and Laugh, Everyone
Washington Nationals [Excuses] [Scorn] [Inaccessibility] [Blame] [Finger-pointing] [Censorship] [Humiliation] Atlanta…Read More
NL East Infection: You Tell ‘um, Jeffrey
Washington Nationals Not only are the Nats a first place team of hot young talent, but they’re…Read More
NL East Infection: The All-Star Strain
Washington Nationals Bryce Harper So, there’s a teenager in the All-Star Game. Let’s hope…Read More
NL East Infection: When I Say ‘Last Place,’ I’m Talking About Somebody Else
Washington Nationals When people look at Bryce Harper, they see many different things. The Nationals…Read More
NL East Infection: Is It Normal to see Hideous Demons?
New York Mets America was clamoring for it, and boy, did we not get it. R.A. Dickey threw what was…Read More
NL East Infection: The Orphans Will Never See it Coming
Miami Marlins Part of the sheer joy of watching the NL East standings this season has been the relative…Read More
NL East Infection: WE ARE IN CONTROL
Washington Nationals “A goon squad is a group of thugs or mercenaries, commonly associated…Read More
NL East Infection: Don’t Make Me Barve
New York Mets Reporters covering the Roger Clemens Crimes Against Baseball Trial were falling asleep…Read More
NL East Infection: Recognition for Barfing
Miami Marlins With all the hype and pomp and circumstance and losing affiliated with the Marlins these…Read More
NL East Infection: It’s Still South Florida
New York Mets You have to think that anybody on the Mets is worried about job security, as at any moment,…Read More
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