Nick Swisher Currently Being Wooed by Indians as Phillies Watch Silently from Afar
Nick Swisher, who many have agreed would be the perfect corner-outfielding, power-hitting, Norelco-wielding player the Phillies are looking for, is apparently being held in Cleveland, apparently under…Read More
Oh, Josh Hamilton, We Barely Knew You
As of Thursday afternoon, the Josh Hamilton isn’t really ever going to be a Phillie rumors were finally put to rest. He is now, and will for the next five years, be a Los Angeles Angel of Anaheim…Read More
Phast Phive: Exercises in Phutility
In which the writers of TBOH give you the business Justin Klugh Ethan’s going to get to that Josh Hamilton mess in just a second, but throughout all of this, I have been yelling in my head a question:…Read More
Nick Swisher and Raul Ibanez Linked to Phillies During Hilarious Twitter Calamity
With the outfield market getting slimmer and slimmer by the day, the Phillies have few options left to fill holes in center and right field. Two players who played with the Yankees last season may be…Read More
No Fat Jokes Here; Sabathia Silences Phils
Have I mentioned that I hate the Yankees? If not, I suppose this post in another opportunity to give you a window into my tortured baseball soul. Read | Share
Yanks Drop Phils; Remind No One of Any World Series in Particular
BRAVES ROCK PHILLIES SUCK Says: June 15th, 2010 at 10:57 am and we take special pleasure in the misfortune…Read More
Upcoming “World Series Preview” Not A Great Time to Remind Phillies of World Series
If you’re like me, you spend a copious chunk of your concerned about Alex Rodriguez. How is he?…Read More
Jamie Moyer Wonders if Awesome Pitching Will Get Him Job as Pitcher
The Phillies continue to shake their heads and cough out ambiguity laced with positive reinforcement…Read More








