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Nick Swisher Currently Being Wooed by Indians as Phillies Watch Silently from Afar

Nick Swisher, who many have agreed would be the perfect corner-outfielding, power-hitting, Norelco-wielding player the Phillies are looking for, is apparently being held in Cleveland, apparently under…Read More

Oh, Josh Hamilton, We Barely Knew You

As of Thursday afternoon, the Josh Hamilton isn’t really ever going to be a Phillie rumors were finally put to rest.  He is now, and will for the next five years, be a Los Angeles Angel of Anaheim…Read More

Phast Phive: Exercises in Phutility

In which the writers of TBOH give you the business Justin Klugh Ethan’s going to get to that Josh Hamilton mess in just a second, but throughout all of this, I have been yelling in my head a question:…Read More

Nick Swisher and Raul Ibanez Linked to Phillies During Hilarious Twitter Calamity

With the outfield market getting slimmer and slimmer by the day, the Phillies have few options left to fill holes in center and right field. Two players who played with the Yankees last season may be…Read More

No Fat Jokes Here; Sabathia Silences Phils

Have I mentioned that I hate the Yankees?  If not, I suppose this post in another opportunity to give you a window into my tortured baseball soul.   Read | Share

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Yanks Drop Phils; Remind No One of Any World Series in Particular

BRAVES ROCK PHILLIES SUCK Says: June 15th, 2010 at 10:57 am and we take special pleasure in the misfortune…Read More

Upcoming “World Series Preview” Not A Great Time to Remind Phillies of World Series

If you’re like me, you spend a copious chunk of your concerned about Alex Rodriguez.  How is he?…Read More

Jamie Moyer Wonders if Awesome Pitching Will Get Him Job as Pitcher

The Phillies continue to shake their heads and cough out ambiguity laced with positive reinforcement…Read More