Brave Damon, Snow Hates Us Right On Back
Now, the snow is even bleeding into the soft warm hopes we have to keep us alive. Somehow, despite it not even being Spring Training yet, this snow has found a way to try and delay baseball season. Oh,…Read More
Somebody’s Cranky: Hateful Tuesday Commentary
According to Hal Bodley, a guy who gets to write “MLB senior correspondent” after his name and high level jackass, the Phillies really blew it in attaining the best pitcher in modern baseball…Read More
No One Impressed by Mets’ Kidnapping Scheme
The Phillies merrily signed Shane Victorino for a three-year, $22 million recently, giving their already stellar outfield some future sustainability. With Dominic Brown being the hottest prospect in…Read More
Ruben Amaro Literally Going to Baseballtown
This is the first year I’ve monitored the Phils’ offseason moves under a microscope, and it’s interesting how the Phillies aren’t the focus anymore. Ruben’s really become…Read More
Phillies Acquisition Gun Going Off in All Directions
The Phillies have a backup catcher, and his name isn’t Paul Bako. I don’t even really care what the follow-up to this is. Brian Schneider, now backing up Carlos Ruiz, was one of those Mets…Read More
U.S. Congress to Yankees: “Nyeh, nyeh, nyeh”
Apparently, most years, the United States Congress does a little thing where a representative from the…Read More
Diary of a Mets Double Header
This post is so late I can barely stand to type it. It was nine o’clock in the morning, and I was…Read More
Step Right Up and Kick the Mets While They’re Down
Well, hello there, Mr. “I will double every god damn time I come to the plate even if it KILLS…Read More
The Mets: A Poem
Its not that we mind coming to town While the world of the Mets has turned upside down. As their players…Read More







