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Brave Damon, Snow Hates Us Right On Back

Now, the snow is even bleeding into the soft warm hopes we have to keep us alive.  Somehow, despite it not even being Spring Training yet, this snow has found a way to try and delay baseball season.  Oh,…Read More

Somebody’s Cranky: Hateful Tuesday Commentary

According to Hal Bodley, a guy who gets to write “MLB senior correspondent” after his name and high level jackass, the Phillies really blew it in attaining the best pitcher in modern baseball…Read More

No One Impressed by Mets’ Kidnapping Scheme

The Phillies merrily signed Shane Victorino for a three-year, $22 million recently, giving their already stellar outfield some future sustainability.  With Dominic Brown being the hottest prospect in…Read More

Ruben Amaro Literally Going to Baseballtown

This is the first year I’ve monitored the Phils’ offseason moves under a microscope, and it’s interesting how the Phillies aren’t the focus anymore.  Ruben’s really become…Read More

Phillies Acquisition Gun Going Off in All Directions

The Phillies have a backup catcher, and his name isn’t Paul Bako.  I don’t even really care what the follow-up to this is. Brian Schneider, now backing up Carlos Ruiz, was one of those Mets…Read More

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U.S. Congress to Yankees: “Nyeh, nyeh, nyeh”

Apparently, most years, the United States Congress does a little thing where a representative from the…Read More

Diary of a Mets Double Header

This post is so late I can barely stand to type it. It was nine o’clock in the morning, and I was…Read More

Step Right Up and Kick the Mets While They’re Down

Well, hello there, Mr. “I will double every god damn time I come to the plate even if it KILLS…Read More

The Mets: A Poem

Its not that we mind coming to town While the world of the Mets has turned upside down. As their players…Read More