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Tyler Cloyd Pitches Well, Phils Lose 3-2 to Mets

The kid did OK on Wednesday night. Tyler Cloyd, in his first Major League start, gave up 3 earned runs in 6 innings against the Mets, but the offense faltered, sending the Phils to a 3-2 loss to New York…Read More

Game Day Six Pack: “Kyle Kendrick? You’re kidding, right?”

For a while there, the Mets were our most vile enemies.  Now, they are just one team in a long line potential losses that become even more potential with every devastating injury to a key player.  Will…Read More

Mets Thank MLB, Will Totally Pay Back $40 Million Loan, They Swear

With everybody in the NL East being keen these days, it makes sense to take all of our pnet-up, misguided hostility and point it at the only team who is the exception:  The Mets. The Mets recently walked…Read More

The Mets….Really?

The Phillies haven’t lost this many games in a row since they were a bad baseball team headed by Terry Francona.  Tito is experiencing his own shit storm in Boston as the Phillies dropped both…Read More

Mike Pelfrey Outsucked by Kyle Kendrick

Up until today, the starting rotation of the Philadelphia Phillies had given up one run in this series.  Kyle Kendrick gave up four runs in the first inning.   Read | Share

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Vance Worley Outhits David Wright 2-0

I think that a picture of a dejected Mets pitcher with a triumphant Phillie circling the bases behind…Read More

Michael Martinez Leads Offense to Back Kendrick

This series shaped up exactly like we all thought it would.  The best left handed starter in the National…Read More

Hamels Horrible, Hit Hard

This was the game in this series that the Phillies were undoubtedly supposed to win.  Why the hell…Read More

Mayberry Drives in Five as Phils Solve Knuckleballer

R.A. Dickey looks like he is screaming when he throws a pitch.  This sort of makes me wonder how much…Read More

Lehigh Valley Iron Pigs Drop Series Finale to Mets

Looking at the line-up for this afternoon’s game, one was surprised by the number of players that…Read More

Hamels Gets First Win in New York as Met Bullpen Implodes Again

I hate Jose Reyes.  As soon as that shit bucket gets on base there is a fairly large possibility that…Read More

Everyone’s Father in Law Should Be Very Afraid

This was a sloppy baseball game.  The teams combined to commit five errors with another missed play…Read More

Mets Outlast Phils in Fourteen Inning Snoozefest

It is one o’clock in the morning and Kyle Kendrick is pitching for the Phillies.  I don’t…Read More

Halladay Throws Another Complete Game

So, Roy Halladay threw another complete game today.  During the game, the announcers were talking about…Read More

Phils Offense Springs to Life in Worley’s First Win as a Starter

The New York Mets came into Citizen’s Bank Park on something of a hot streak.  They had just finished…Read More

Phils Take Series by Bludgeoning Jon Niese

Roy Halladay ended the string of poor performances by starting pitchers with his outing today.  Halladay…Read More

Blanton Sloppy in Phillies Win

Joe Blanton looked better than any of the Phillies pitchers not named Halladay this spring.  Any person…Read More

Mets Hammer Hamels, Top Phils 7-1

The law of averages would dictate that one of Phillies vaunted rotation would get banged around a little…Read More

Johan Santana Does Terrible Job of Being Better than Roy Halladay

ESPN!  Nothing like throwing on the tux and getting some national exposure. One day after locking his…Read More

Update Because I Stopped to Watch 20 Minutes of ESPN this Afternoon

Was anybody watching the Scott Van Pelt Show today?  Van Pelt was talking about basketball… he kept…Read More