Phils Beat Former Phils

Tue, 15 Mar 2011 00:30:32 +0000

Spring training starts for veteran pitchers tend to go one of two ways: 1. They pitch well, say that they felt good, but they are still trying to dial in their location. 2. They pitch like crap, say that they felt good, but they are working on something. There is a third option exercised by Brad Lidge today, which consists of having something wrong with you and not pitching in the game. (more…)

Terrible 7th Inning Ruins Hilarious Tazing of Fan

Justin Klugh — Tue, 04 May 2010 14:31:41 +0000

In the third inning, Joe Blanton was called out for some reason that nobody knew and had Charlie Manuel screaming in the umpire’s face. Immediately following, six shirtless men leapt from the stands the third base line and began to dance.

Not an incredible amount of time later, a guy ran onto the field waving a rally towel. Security, who hadn’t even noticed him until he was in center field, slowly circled him like a pack of the world’s most unobservant wolves. After 30 seconds of mindless scrambling, he was tazed in the back as he ran toward Shane Victorino pleadingly, as the realization of what was about to happen to him began to wrap around his booze-soaked brain.

Also, it was Dollar Dog Night. The hot dogs only cost one dollar.

And it was a terrible game.

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Phils Beat Former Phils

Terrible 7th Inning Ruins Hilarious Tazing of Fan