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Pedro Feliz Only Guy on Camden Riversharks with World Series Ring

Justin Klugh — Tue, 17 May 2011 12:00:14 +0000

“I don’t feel like retiring.”

–Pedro Feliz

A friendly Google search for ‘Camden’ will introduce you to a world of home invasions and counterfeit prescription drugs to beat the band. And that band is probably made up of serial killers who only sing songs about converting daycare centers into adult bookstores.

But there’s one 36-year-old man in New Jersey who isn’t doing something sleazy a basement most of the time. His name is Pedro Feliz, and you know exactly who he is. (more…)

A Quick Jayson Werth Update to Interrupt Your Breakfast

Justin Klugh — Sun, 28 Nov 2010 20:11:10 +0000

Put down your cereal. I know its delicious; put it down.

*Takes spoon away from you forcefully*

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Phillies Somehow Not Arrested for Disturbing Murder of Pirates

Justin Klugh — Tue, 18 May 2010 03:20:45 +0000

The rain was threatening all day in Philly, but it wasn’t until later that it dumped all over us, splashing sewage onto sidewalks and spreading the toxic fumes of wet animals into citywide unhappy nostrils.

Much like the rain, the Phillies were quick and efficient. They were also relentless, unstoppable, and snuffed out any flames of hope that may have still burned in the hearts of the Pittsburgh faithful. Both of them.

Kyle Kendrick, though many will cite the Pirates tendency to be destroyed as an asterisk on the night, went deep (eight innings) into the game and got to watch from the dugout as his teammates circled the bases like an escaped troupe of circus animals, running up the score until it was 8-2 in the bottom of the eighth. A long night for the Bucs. A long night for Charlie Morton. A long night for the grounds crew.

Roommate, who at this point hadn’t soured at the Yankees game just yet, offered his two bits.

“Looking at a real beat down.”

I scoffed arrogantly. ”Ha, I’m just waiting for Howard to sock a grand slam here.”

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