Citizens Bank Park has long been your home for family friendly Philadelphia Phillies baseball, but yesterday, we began a new life with a new purpose:  Embracing the tyrannical rule of our new leaders, horrifying robots from the cosmos!

Some may flee in terror, but we for one find the change in leadership refreshing, having grown tired of the repetitive human greed and emotion that so often eclipse the roles of our human politicians.  Perhaps heartless, soulless beings bent on the destruction of our race will serve with the mechanical fortitude our country needs to survive in this time of crisis.  We’re referring to other crises other than the one where giant robots take over the earth.

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