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Interminable Mike Zagurski Trade Finally Comes to Noticeable End

Mike Zagurski was traded and apparently the other team felt obligated to give us something for him, which is nice.  Its always encouraging when teams work together like that.  After several months of…Read More

Phillies Recommend Not Filling Void Left by Mike Zagurski with Food

Left-handed people are treated like royalty in baseball.  If teams could, they sprout and harvest their own crops of southpaws in subterranean labs, getting them from some organic process that led to…Read More

IronPigs Get Oinked Out of Series Sweep

The Phillies may have clinched playoff berth, but they’re not the only ones finding out what goes on afterward.  The Lehigh Valley IronPigs are also working their way toward a trophy, so join…Read More

Phillies Demand Death Match to Decide Final Bullpen Spot

The Phillies have told us there is only one bullpen spot available, and given the morose way in which Michael Stutes and Vance Worley were cleaning out their lockers the other day, it’s come down…Read More

Mid-Double Header, Phils Realize Runs Key to Getting Win

If you expected today’s Phillies double header to end with Vance Worley giving up few Marlins despite his best efforts and Roy Oswalt to chuck the more dominant of the two pushes, you were sort of…Read More

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Phillies Decide Two Wins in a Row is Far Too Many

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Jimmy Rollins Waits One Day Before Hitting Walkoff HR

“Hu-whooa!” Roommate hollered. Jimmy Rollins had just dove to his right to put the brakes…Read More