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Sometimes You Find Mike Schmidt in the Oddest Places

Last weekend, while moving furniture at my grandmother in-law’s house (heretofore known as Ossie), I came across one of the great little surprises of the year.  First, you should know that we are in…Read More

Phillies Mural Premiere Delayed; to be Temporarily Replaced with Quad-A Utility Mural

Back-up mural to achieve cult status, then be despised after unsustainable run of success You can stop trying to convince yourself that mid-October still counts as summer and that the Phillies mural will…Read More

Mike Schmidt’s Birthday is Time for Deep, Inward Reflection on How Awesome Mike Schmidt Was

Today, we celebrate the birth of World Series Champion/MVP, MLB All-Star, Gold Glover, Silver Slugger, All-Time Team Member, Four Times in One Game Home Run-Hitter, and Chuckling Truck-Smasher, Michael…Read More

Phillies Present Another Exciting, Meat-Filled Long Weekend with the Alumni

Hey, remember that guy who used to play for the Phillies? Well, you won’t have to rely on your deteriorating memory much longer, because Phillies Alumni Weekend is once again right around the corner.…Read More

Please Listen to Mike Schmidt

“Those who can, do. Those who can’t, teach. – George Bernard Shaw The above quote is one of the stupidist in human history, probably right alongside… “I’ve never really…Read More

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Phil-Literature: “Clearing the Bases”

Clearing the Bases: Juiced Players, Monster Salaries, Sham Records, and a Hall of Famer’s Search…Read More

Mike Schmidt Finally Gets Nerve to Ask For Phillies Job

Well, that little experiment in futility is over, as TBOH was pulverized by Phillies Nation in The Phield’s…Read More