Phils Avoid Sweep, Drub Mets 8-2
There was a time when the Phillies could erase a early deficit by socking a bunch of dingers and demoralizing the other team’s pitcher. The lead off guy hit thirty homers one year for Christ’s…Read More
Halladay Halts Skid as Phillies Pound Pelfrey
Charlie Manuel is really pissed. I know what I’m talking about. I’ve been in the game for 50 years. I know exactly what I’m talking about. I preach about it every day. People hear it,…Read More
Michael Martinez Leads Offense to Back Kendrick
This series shaped up exactly like we all thought it would. The best left handed starter in the National League was shelled for seven earned runs and the duo of Vance Worley/Kyle Kendrick gave up a…Read More
Players Momentarily Distracted by Alien Spacecraft
Play resumed several seconds later when the unidentified object turned out to be the baseball that had just moments before been in Mike Pelfrey’s hand. “It was so far away, so…Read More
Blanton Sloppy in Phillies Win
Joe Blanton looked better than any of the Phillies pitchers not named Halladay this spring. Any person who knows anything about baseball knows that spring training dominance is an accurate predictor…Read More
Charlie Manuel Imagines World Where Phillies Always Win
This is the shit legends are made of. Not our legend, mind you, but the legends in some other city, on…Read More






