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Phillies Suck, Lose by Nine Runs
It was like Opening Day, but with half the Phillies runs, and also injuries. I have trouble adopting a voice for some of these recaps. Like, am I explaining what happened to people who watched it? Or…Read More
Phillies Gameday: Lets Play Two
Thanks to mother nature, the Phillies will play two games tonight (sort of). If your interested in how this impromptu double-header will play out my man Justin Klugh has all your answers. We know for certain…Read More
Reds vs. Phillies: The Colors of Blood
Roy Halladay (6-7, 3.80 ERA) The surface level stats for Doc and challenger Leake are sadly comparable, except for “Number of Baseballs Crushed in Bare Hand as a Result of Terrifying Rage.” But,…Read More
Phillies Sweep Reds With 6-4 Victory
I usually attempt (mostly unsuccessfully) to come up with something witty to say at the beginning of these recaps. If I fail, Justin denies me my weekly food ration and I have to kill and eat vermin…Read More
Phillies’ 9th Inning Goes Horrifyingly Right
“Seeing all this footage of Cliff Lee in a Phillies uniform is like bumping into a girl who left you at the altar,” I explained. “Yeah, but her father is the one keeping you apart,”…Read More
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