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Mid Series Six-Pack: “The only thing worse than the Marlins is living in Alabama.”
With one game in the books, the Phillies only have to win three more times in a row to get back to .500 and start gaining ground. And that will definitely happen, as the Marlins are terrible and the…Read More
Phillies Gameday: Coming in for a Lannan
Phillies (4-5) at Marlins (1-8) The Phillies head to glorious Miami for the weekend to play baseball in an empty room against the league’s crappiest team. The Marlins have been, as advertised, very…Read More
Series Six-Pack: “I bet you the Marlins have already reached out to Moyer.”
One universal truth of baseball is that everybody gets to play the Marlins. As noted feelings-haver Craig Calcaterra recently put it, a team’s numbers can only be trusted so much when half of their…Read More
NL East Infection: All Phigured Out
New York Mets The Nationals seem set, but then again they might just go out next week and burn down a small village because Mike Rizzo specify “decaf.” The Braves are a lock for a Sports…Read More
NL East Infection: It’s Tough Being Mike Rizzo
Atlanta Braves MLB recently revealed its new line of batting practice hats for each team, so naturally, our freedom is being threatened as Americans. The Braves went ahead and brought back their wordless,…Read More
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Aging, Broken Down Placido Polanco Finds Perfect Fit with Miami Marlins Franchise
“Former All-Star third baseman Placido Polanco on Thursday signed a one-year contract with the Miami…Read More
NL East Infection: The Great Miami Pornbot Scandal
New York Mets All the news out of the Flushing camp comes in the form of David Wright–he’s…Read More
The Marlins Want Your Firstborn Son for Giancarlo Stanton
As everyone knows by now, the Miami Marlins have jettisoned pretty much everything that isn’t…Read More
NL East Infection: Traveling Sky-Gypsies
Washington Nationals I hope you guys haven’t finished your Christmas lists, because I’ve…Read More
Juan Pierre Sees Potential in Darling Miami Franchise
Sees perfect niche for baseball in South Florida You’re probably one of those lunatics who…Read More
NL East Infection: That’s Olt News
Atlanta Braves You probably remember Mike Olt from the barrage of lustful tweeting Phillies fans did…Read More
Phast Phive: Phailing South Phlorida Phranchise
Justin Klugh “The Phillies are definitely on the top of my list.” –Mike Trout I’m…Read More
Florida Marlins Provide More Proof Free Agency Won’t Fix Everything
The last time the Marlins conducted a firesale this blatant and this shocking, they had just won the…Read More
NL East Infection: “WE ALL HAPPY WITH THE WAY THAT THIS ENDED?!” he screamed
Washington Nationals Everybody loves Mike Rizzo, apparently, as he strutted confidently around the corridors…Read More
NL East Infection: Optional Exercising Edition!
I hope you guys like stories about contracts and paper work and handshakes and briefcases and yelling…Read More
NL East Infection: Life Begins Today
Washington Nationals The Sporting News has released its annual MLB awards, and while they may not be…Read More
NL East Infection: Parental Guidance Suggested
New York Mets The Mets are “focused on keeping David Wright,” according to the East Idaho…Read More
NL East Infection: Point and Laugh, Everyone
Washington Nationals [Excuses] [Scorn] [Inaccessibility] [Blame] [Finger-pointing] [Censorship] [Humiliation] Atlanta…Read More
Game Day Three-Pack: “I’m this close to venturing outside with a Yankees hat just so I can feel alive.”
As no one ever says, “It’s Marlins time!” And no one doesn’t say it louder…Read More
NL East Infection: Commitment Issues
Washington Nationals Nationals players are taking the extra step in trying to prove they are a part…Read More
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