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Series 6-Pack: “Fire > Mets baseball.”

In all this Giants-brawling and Nationals-losing-to, it can be hard to maintain focus on our true enemies. Sure, you may be part of that crowd that thinks it’s shattering the world by saying “You…Read More

Terry Collins is Sick of the Way the Media is Looking at Him

Losing sucks, but as my friend who is an Orioles fan tells me a lot, “Kindly shut the hell up because losing two in a row is different from losing 13 seasons in a row you sick son of a bitch and…Read More

Series 6-Pack: What a Mets

Look everyone!  Its Ben Berkon from Mets blog Rising Apple again!  Last time we “Met,” the Mets were Met-ting the bed and making a real Mets of things.  Mets. Now, they’re not even…Read More

Chipper Jones is True Gentleman About Hating Phillies

The problem with the Braves is that they refuse to start a classless volley of mean-spirited rabble-rousing.  You think you’re so mature, don’t you Braves fans, with your blogs that maintain…Read More

R.A. Dickey to Soil Own Name with Tell-all Book

Whoa. Before you even have the time to think something, the New York Times would like you to know that the Mets’ R.A. Dickey is a better writer than you. “Dickey, 36, is far more literary than…Read More

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Divisional Recourse: Drug Deals and Home Invasions

Washington Nationals This division would be so much easier to win if everybody else would stop trying…Read More

What We Need More of are Knuckleballers

All off season long, you’ve been reading this one in the headlines:  Eddie Bonine!  Eddie Bonine!…Read More

Domonic Brown Goes to Play Winter Ball; Doesn’t

Tadahito Iguchi was one of the many Phillies players to have an long U sound in his last name.  Therefore,…Read More

And Now, Some Profound Statements From the Internet

Over the course of the last few days, the Phillies have made a lot of enemies.  Most of them were on…Read More

Phillies Win Streak Called on Account of Kyle

The NL East lost some stank as it dumped a bag of shit this week, and I haven’t touched on it yet.…Read More

Mike Sweeney Starts, Finishes Hilarious Mets Slaughter

Everybody comes to Philly and has their eyes open.  Guys have been snatched in early August for the…Read More

Phillies Blogger Tricked, Enraged by Internet

So I was feeling pretty mature this afternoon and… you just don’t want to know how much time…Read More

The Phillies Are a Bunch of Injury-Riddled, Series-Moving Cheaters, Damn It

“That’s just bullshit.” Those are the words of born-again Christian Jeff Francoeur,…Read More

Johan Santana Does Terrible Job of Being Better than Roy Halladay

ESPN!  Nothing like throwing on the tux and getting some national exposure. One day after locking his…Read More

Phillies-Mets Series to Really Test Jeff Francoeur’s Patience with Everybody

Its the first Mets series of the season, and you know what that means.  Somebody’s going to break…Read More

Jeff Francoeur Doesn’t Wish Phillies an Injury-Plagued 2010, But Totally Does

“The Phillies have done great, I understand.  But, God, they have not had the injury bug. Not one…Read More

Philadelphia Sports Fans: 40+ Years of Being Total A-Holes

TBOH made it to the second round of The Phield’s Phillies blog bracket!  Next opponent?  Phillies…Read More

Spring Training Has Started: Talking to You, Winter

“Spring Training started!” I yelled out the window at the snow.  ”Winter is over!” But…Read More

Cheap-ass Link Dump Before Bed

I never do this, but there were a couple things I wanted to jump on tonight and I don’t feel like…Read More

Ruben Amaro Literally Going to Baseballtown

This is the first year I’ve monitored the Phils’ offseason moves under a microscope, and…Read More