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NL East Infection: Just Stop/Keep Talking

Miami Marlins If you’re the Marlins, what’s your biggest problem? No money?  No fans?  No talent?  No credibility with employees, competitors, or the league? No, the biggest threat to you…Read More

Phillies Phoes of the Week Part II: Something smells fishy

Miami Marlins This isn’t exactly how Ozzie Guillen and Jeffrey Loria drew up the season. The influx of free agent talent was supposed to fill in the gaps and make the Marlins a contender. With…Read More

Game Day Six-Pack: “I’m surprised fans even mustered up the strength to boo.”

Another Marlins series, which means we can become unwittingly positive after being exposed to their fun, enthusiastic color scheme.  Hey speaking of colorful, here’s Strip Club with Stanton, our…Read More

NL East Infection: Davey Jones Locker

Washington Nationals It’s easy to understand why the Nationals feel like they need attention:  They’re a first place team with a 14th place attendance rating. But they have a plan!  Every…Read More

NL East Infection: You Tell ‘um, Jeffrey

Washington Nationals Not only are the Nats a first place team of hot young talent, but they’re also a great bunch of guys with a charming sense of humor.  Which is great news, because now no one…Read More

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Phillies Phoes of the Week: “Taking their problems to South Beach”

Florida Marlins The Marlins and Phillies have been jockeying for last place in the division for the…Read More

The Marlins are Simply Insufferable: Miami Wins 5-4 Behind Hanley Ramirez

It is really hard to watch guys like Hanley Ramirez be good at stuff.   Make no mistake, the guy is…Read More

Papelbon Channels Goose Gossage: Phillies Hold On 6-4

Does everyone remember when relief pitchers had great names like “Goose” and “Rollie”…Read More

Game Day Six Pack: “God damn it, Lebron…”

What better time to run into a team then when they’ve just completed the greatest month in their…Read More

Phillies Phoes of the Week: “Re-developed Fishtown and Dodgerland”

Miami Marlins: 29-22 (6/1-6/3) The Marlins have climbed the latter in the crowded NL East thanks to a…Read More

NL East Infection: Recognition for Barfing

Miami Marlins With all the hype and pomp and circumstance and losing affiliated with the Marlins these…Read More

Say It IS So Joe: Blanton Dominant in 3-1 Series Clincher

Hey….wait just a minute.  I thought that the guy throwing tonight was supposed to be bad at pitching? …Read More

Offensive Outburst Attributed to Collective Fear of Halladay’s Wrath

After the second inning, the score was 1-0 Marlins.  Roy Halladay had escaped a bases loaded jam in…Read More

Omar Infante Homers Twice…Seriously, He Hit Two Home Runs

  By its nature the “recap” is supposed to occur directly after an athletic contest…Read More

NL East Infection: …And This is HOW we Chop

Atlanta Braves Yes, the Braves are wise to all enter 2012 with a dose of optimism.  Of course, it’s…Read More

NL East Infection: Heath Bell Finds a Duck

New York Mets You know why the Mets are going to be good this year?  Because the Yankees have 27 World…Read More

The Phillies Biggest Rival is….

This week Matt Gelb of The Inquirer posted a warning to all Phillies fans:  Don’t forget about the…Read More

NL East Infection: Jose Reyes Sells His Body

Miami Marlins In a selfless, wonderful gesture, Hanley Ramirez recently opened a new baseball field…Read More

NL East Infection: Kevin Sefcik, Anyone?

Washington Nationals The Nats were accidentally mentioned in the same breath as “playoff contenders”…Read More

NL East Infection: Who Are Those Men and Why Are They Dressed Like That?

Atlanta Braves There are some changes that need to be made to the Braves if they want to have a team…Read More