Andy Tracy to Begin Managing Career in One of Many Phillies’ Coach-Holes
I’m thinking about giving up on stories about Phillies’ staff members being interviewed by other teams. Now that Scott Proefrock’s being winked at by the Orioles, the sheer volume of…Read More
Charlie Manuel’s Dreams of Simple Contract Extension to be Realized
This junior high dance has gone on long enough; the Phillies lingering by the punch bowl, wanting nothing more than to cross the cafegymatorium floor and ask Charlie Manuel to dance, but being capable…Read More
Charlie Manuel Contract Thing Reaches New Level of *Sigh*
Yes, I think Charlie Manuel is the Jeremiah Johnson of baseball. All of the things that happen in that movie I could see Charlie doing in real life. Living up in the mountains. Being offered a wife…Read More
Ex-Phils Manager Nick Leyva Kidnapped by Pirates, Forced to Coach
As you’ve probably heard by now, the Pittsburgh Pirates have snagged Nick Leyva from our history and made him become their third base coach, once more fueling the furious cross-state rivalry that…Read More
Ryne Sandberg Will Maybe Get Triple-A Consolation Prize
I don’t want to taunt the alarmingly knowledgeable Ryne Gery, but I will say that when I first saw this article, I didn’t even read it. I just saw the headline and immediately tweeted Ryne in…Read More

