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		<title>John Mayberry Sees Mermaid; Orders Her Brought to Him</title>
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		<dc:creator>Justin Klugh</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Did I say "sexless"?  What I meant to say is "John Mayberry is in love with a mermaid."]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We can&#8217;t pretend to understand the tangled web of intrigue that is celebrity life, but when we are made privy to a brief glimpse of it&#8217;s inner workings, we can giggle and squeal before returning to our mundane, punchless, funless, sexless, bullshit lives.  It breaks up the day nicely.</p>
<p>Did I say &#8220;sexless&#8221;?  What I meant to say is &#8220;John Mayberry is <a href="http://www.nypost.com/p/pagesix/phillies_star_seeks_mermaid_yiRQWSxZf59Px4CbHFjhKM">in love with a mermaid</a>.&#8221; <a href="http://thatballsouttahere.com/2011/09/07/john-mayberry-sees-mermaid-orders-her-brought-to-him/#more-6810" class="more-link">(more&#8230;)</a></p>
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