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Crushing News For All Those Curious About Brian Fuentes

Justin Klugh — Thu, 30 Dec 2010 23:28:25 +0000

In what is undoubtedly a subtle Rays-venge scheme against me for staying up late last night watching post season Phillies highlights from 2008, the Rays seem to be edging slowly toward a deal with lefty reliever/closer Brian Fuentes. And after I made such a big deal about him yesterday, too.

Apparently not everyone has the Phillies best interests at heart. For instance, “other teams.”

To cheer your up, or continue your good mood because you are unphased by this move, enjoy this video of the best sports moments of 2010. The 2nd post season no-hitter ever highlights start at 4:07. In case you were curious.

Brian Fuentes Officially Prettiest Girl at the Off Season Dance

Justin Klugh — Thu, 30 Dec 2010 04:20:53 +0000

Here’s the list of teams being floated around that want to blow Brian Fuentes’ kisses:

Red Sox, Blue Jays, Rays, Rockies, Mariners, Twins, Pirates, Phillies, Brewers, Yankees and Mets.

Hey, look! That bold section! That’s us! Looks like we’re not going to wire the bullpen to explode every time Charlie Manuel points at it like I keep suggesting. (more…)

Phillies Decide it Best to Bring Back J.C. Romero

Justin Klugh — Mon, 27 Dec 2010 07:34:24 +0000

The Phillies just signed J.C. Romero, making that jokey headline I posted a few days ago some much more accurate than any of us, while laughing hysterically, could have imagined. (more…)