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Charlie Manuel Initiates Public Plea for Right-Handed Batter

It seems as though Charlie Manuel has pulled the plug on the Ben Francisco Experiment, which has been churning out hideous creatures since about May, when the laboratory was almost destroyed by a manic…Read More

Your Denial Will be Unnecessary as Shane Victorino is Just Fine

When the game starts in five minutes, Michael Martinez is leading off.  Where is Shane Victorino, you may ask?  He’s gone.  They came back to the clubhouse last night and his packed bags were…Read More

Finally, Your Stupid 2010 TBOH NLDS Preview

The playoffs require those of us who may be distracted by video games or birds that make weird noises (It was like a “Ha-flonnnk“) to cast out our demon thoughts and provide much more observant,…Read More