That Balls Outta Here » Lenny Dykstra

Jose Canseco is the Sane One

Thu, 10 Nov 2011 01:17:13 +0000

If nothing else, Lenny Dykstra does interesting things. He also says interesting things. In this instance interesting in a euphemism for bat shit insane. Remember when I wrote that post about Lenny fighting Jose Canseco only to back out at the last minute? (more…)

Lenny Dykstra is Going to Box Jose Canseco

Sun, 06 Nov 2011 02:09:31 +0000

There has been a precipitous decline in the amount of Lenny Dykstra shirtsies in Philadelphia. The former center fielder has had a bit of bad luck as of late, but punching Jose Canseco in the face is going to make it all better! (more…)

Lenny Dykstra Completes Comeback Story of the Decade

Justin Klugh — Thu, 20 Oct 2011 21:00:48 +0000

“When a man loses everything, he is capable of anything.”

That sounds like the movie poster for The Punisher, and I’m almost positive that it actually was. And if it wasn’t, then it has appeared on at least 50 other ones in the history of American cinema under/above a grizzled leading man holding a high powered rifle and imagining the laughter of his children before they were fed to sharks by Eric Roberts. (more…)